What the heck are you saying by "A Happy Kind Of Screwed"? It's got me scratching my head.
Sorry, I couldn't resist the title, but I figure perhaps we should go for a belated hazing ritual for our resident Homeschooled(TM) True Christian(TM)
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
*reads title*
Oh no, not again... Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
What, I get questions about "A happy kind of screwed" but not about "In thy pantry, dreaming?" What's with you people, anyway?
I was talking to a friend of mine named Cat. At the time I rather had a thing for the girl, as she did for another guy. Both sets of feelings were unrequited, and we were discussing the similarities one day. THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!! There, now that that's taken care of: I pointed out that she was so utterly screwed, because it fit the conversation somehow. She pointed out that while that may be, I'm screwed as well. And anyway, it's a HAPPY kind of screwed. So I made it my status line.
Anything else I can help you with today? Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Oh sure, like we really believe that, right?
I smell something else. And it is not in your pantry dreaming. Or is it?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Or is it...
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega: I was talking to a friend of mine named Cat. At the time I rather had a thing for the girl, as she did for another guy. Both sets of feelings were unrequited, and we were discussing the similarities one day...
Wow that is really fucking eerily similar to something that happened to *me* recently. Even the girl's name!
Omega, you're one creepy mother, man...
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
i thought that 'a happy kind of screwed' could refer to like, when my girlfriend comes over and then we screw and then we're happy.. as opposed to being screwed by like a guy ith a splintered two-by-four bent over a chair, which is an 'unhappy' kind of screwed...
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
...UP THE BUTT!
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Oh, come on, Mike, I'm the resident outspoken male Christian. You should know better.
And I should say this "hazing ritual" would be a bit belated, seeing as I've been here for four years...
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Oh, go on then, explain "In thy pantry, dreaming." We know you want to. 8)
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Looking back on my life, as I often do in these moments between simple despair and outright depression, I cannot help but to recall with shame and regret the hand that I had in these blasted interrogations.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
CARTMANIAC: HERALD OF AWESOME
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Oh, come on, Mike, I'm the resident outspoken male Christian. You should know better."
Oh, please. Outspoken male Christians are the biggest fans of underage fornication. Priests, for example...
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Well, that was an unsupported generalization...
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Generalizations need support?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Priests are getting more than I am, and I am as outspoken and Christian as you could get.
Generalization: Solved!
Go God Go!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Well, that was an unsupported generalization..."
Omega + humor = complete waste of time
Specific enough for you?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Are you sure it's not...
Humour + Tim = Unexpected error in file funny.dll. Program will now go and have a lie down to recover. Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
quote: Priests are getting more than I am, and I am as outspoken and Christian as you could get.
Generalization: Solved!
Go God Go!
Well, apparently the Bishop of Reading's abstaining.....
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
"have a lie down"
There is nothing better than English from England.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Well, what with connecting the dots, not joining them, I'd say that's your problem right there. You guys don't lie down? What are you, Minbari?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
We do lie down, but only in verb form.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And that is why you have more gun deaths than any other country.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
As a card-carrying USA person, I keep the guns with which I make people have a lie down in thy pantry.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
How did you get into Liam's pantry? Pants I could understand, but not pantry...
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Are you dreaming or what?
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
*thinks that there is a whole different reason why Omega is a "happy kind of screwed"*
Or maybe two reasons..... ;-)
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
I think you'd better take the fifth, LOA. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
MAYEBE HE STICKED HSI PENAS INTO A LADEYS VAGEINA?!!1 LIEKE SOMETIMS ON TEH TV TEHY TALK ABOUT SCREWEING OR SOMEHTING ?!! AND I GUASS MAYEBE TAHT SI WAHT HE DID?!1
OR MAYEBE HE SCREWED TEH POOCH?! BECAUSE HE SI FRAM NASHVILLE, HOEM OF TEH POOCHSEX AND TEH ALAN JACKSON: CAOUNTRY MUISIC SENSATAION1
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: MAYEBE HE STICKED HSI PENAS INTO A LADEYS VAGEINA?!!1 LIEKE SOMETIMS ON TEH TV TEHY TALK ABOUT SCREWEING OR SOMEHTING ?!! AND I GUASS MAYEBE TAHT SI WAHT HE DID?!1
OR MAYEBE HE SCREWED TEH POOCH?! BECAUSE HE SI FRAM NASHVILLE, HOEM OF TEH POOCHSEX AND TEH ALAN JACKSON: CAOUNTRY MUISIC SENSATAION1
Artistic Impression ITA | RUS | CHN | USA | FRA | CAN | JPN 5.9 | 5.8 | 5.9 | 6.0 | 5.4 | 5.8 | 5.9
Technical Merit ITA | RUS | CHN | USA | FRA | CAN | JPN 6.0 | 5.9 | 5.9 | 5.9 | 5.2 | 6.0 | 6.0
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
What scale is that, though?
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
2:1
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Omega giving in to Lust? Never. 8)
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
I believe the trique is to actively not lust! Which is nice. Though it is all for naught. Fa-faah.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
You'll notice that the French judge once again gave low points for artistic impression and technical merit. I smell bribe and scandal.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
No, that's just his cologne.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Eau de Bribe and Scandal"?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
So, another point against the French - they wear aftershave! And Rob doesn't. Presumably afraid that if he had some, he might drink it in a moment of weakness. 8)
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
That's because he calls his cologne 'Freedom Smelly Water'.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
quote:Originally posted by First of Two: No, that's just his cologne.
Her, dammit, HER!!!!
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lee: So, another point against the French - they wear aftershave! And Rob doesn't. Presumably afraid that if he had some, he might drink it in a moment of weakness. 8)
Branleur.
La puanteur fran�aise, ils ne se baignent pas.
C'est pourquoi vous �tes un g�nie en France.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Branleur. Gotta keep that one. I collect foreign insults. Come un bolso del infierno!
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
Look! Rob can insult Lee AND the French in their own language! Tremble, mortals!
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
*Emperor's Theme plays*
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
You know, this is an interrogation. Shouldn't we have Omega stripped naked and strapped to a chair with a menacing figure towering over him with a whip?
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartmaniac: Look! Rob can insult Lee AND the French in their own language! Tremble, mortals!
Actually, he can't. He can web-translate and produce a statement that is blatantly incorrect.
I presume La puanteur fran�aise, ils ne se baignent pas is a feeble attempt at saying "the French stink, they do not bathe." Unfortunately, "la puanteur fran�aise" is not The French (noun) stink (verb), but French (adjective) stink (noun).
You want "Les fran�ais puent, ils ne se baignent pas"
Next time you try to be clever, be clever.
And while C'est pourquoi vous �tes un g�nie en France does indeed make sense ("That's why you're a genius in France") I'd like to believe one could do better than that. Interestingly, Rob/google uses the formal vous when addressing an alleged wanker.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Traditional Interrogation, Siggy?
*grin* I'm already on it
*cracks whip*
*singsong voice* Come here, Omega......
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
*trembles in fear*
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
"Shouldn't we have Omega stripped naked and strapped to a chair with a menacing figure towering over him with a whip?"
Anyone in particular you had in mind, Lover Boy?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Well, I did have LOA in mind. She likes breaking men down to the point where they cry for their mommies.
I was just going to provide the whip, chair, duct tape, clothes extractors, and the camera.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Oh, nothing better than one of these.
k i want to cyber sex like i want youto like me from head to toe
when i am covered in honey
ok bye syco! Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: Oh, nothing better than one of these.
k i want to cyber sex like i want youto like me from head to toe
when i am covered in honey
ok bye syco!
What...the...fuck? Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
So, Rob has never been to France (hardly difficult since as far as I can tell he's never left the safe haven of the good ol' US of A), probably hasn't even met anyone French, and needs Babelfish to compose simple sentences he can't even tell are wrong.
You know, given his wholesale adoption of the anti-French party line, when not on the web he probably does call them Freedom Fries. . . 8)
Posted by Styrofoaman (Member # 706) on :
Anti-French? Who? Where? I hurt them.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
All I'm saying is that it has been ages since I've seen gratuitous erotica. I've got to get my jollies somehow, even if it means LOA wearing a dominatrix outfit and whipping a naked, bound, and gagged Omega. Not the perfect solution, but it'll do for the meantime.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
"le Tom" est pedantic. "la puanteur fran�aise" est une expression l�gitime. Une expression qui d�crit le niveau �lev� de fran�ais de l'odeur de corps.
Tu moustique.
Il n'importe pas. Il y a de meilleures raisons de d�tester les Fran�ais.
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
God, too much French...kill it! Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lee: So, Rob has never been to France (hardly difficult since as far as I can tell he's never left the safe haven of the good ol' US of A), probably hasn't even met anyone French, and needs Babelfish to compose simple sentences he can't even tell are wrong.
You know, given his wholesale adoption of the anti-French party line, when not on the web he probably does call them Freedom Fries. . . 8)
Pish tosh, boy! I scorned the French LONG before it was popular!
IVANOVA: "At least it tells us that they understand our language. They're just not willing to speak to us in it,"
Mildly ironic considering who you're quoting. Well....at least this this tangent isn't in the WMD thread.
Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
Ohhh.... I'm giving Siggy his jollies? Well hot damn!
Maybe it'll be your turn next, baby.. Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Exactly what is the reasoning behind this tread?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"La puanteur fran�aise" may be a legitimate expression, but it still makes your sentence invalid. Since "stink" is a noun and a verb, let's use "odor" instead. "The French odor, they do not bathe."?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
the "fu�k" you say!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
La "fuck".
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Once again we have a great example of what a paranoid psychotic Rob really is. He hates the French. He hates me. Therefore we're in it together. I am, therefore, French. But then again, what does it matter to the poor deluded little shit? By his twisted little worldview, everyone who isn't American is French. And Arab. And probably child-abusers too. 8)
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
I thought you were English.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Half-Brazilian (of English descent) and half-Scottish (of Irish descent), born in Venezuela, actually. 8)
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
That's unecessarily complicated isn't it? I'm part English, part irish, part Scottish, part Cornish and part Boer. See, much simpler.
quote: Pish tosh, boy! I scorned the French LONG before it was popular!
When has it been unpopular?
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
For the record, I do not hate the French (Lee is another matter, but he hated me first, so I feel justified there.)
I do not dislike the French any more than I dislike any other nationality, including my own.
However, I am having a GREAT DEAL of fun with the anti-French hysteria, and moreso with the anti-anti-French hysteria, which actually contains a far greater proportion of hysteria than the hysteria it is directed against. Lee's original hysterical response to my cologne comment being ample evidence of that, and TSN's response to my response to that being the icing on the cake.
All that came after that is me just having fun with two decidedly unstable individuals with persecution complexes.
Not as fun as Fundie-baiting Omega, admittedly, but it has its moments.
Now, back to the humor:
*Slaps Ommie with a mudskipper* A FISH! With LUNGS!
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by LOA: Maybe it'll be your turn next, baby..
Awwww... she called me "baby."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I think it's the diaper that gives people that impression.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Siegfried in a diaper? the "fucque?"
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Damn it, people, at least give me the opportunity to pretend that a woman is flirting with me of her own free will!
Posted by Cartmaniac (Member # 256) on :
You are most cuddly, Siegfried.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
And Hollywood has so far failed to fly all of you in for sitcom planning and production? Unfathomable. Becaue this thread is so funny I have laughed out my spine.
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