Not really. But geek humor IS needed by a friend of mine. To wit:
"I'm working on a picture (finally!), but the background it supposed to consist of a brick wall covered in graffiti. The bizarre part is that the graffiti should all be related to unicorns or horses. I'm already running out of ideas.
If anyone wants to try their hand at making some lame jokes about unicorns (c'mon, there's gotta be something one can throw together with "unicorn" and "horny"), I'd really appreciate it."
Now if anyone know lame & corny jokes, it's this lot. Go to it, gentlemen.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, let's get this out of the way:
The "fuck"?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
UP TEH BUTT!!!
(did I get that right?)
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
A big, round, orange and yellow Unicorn, with a Fu Manchu moustache/beard setup.
Caption: "I have summoned you here for a purpose."
*GROINTHRUST* Still got it!
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
That's no unicorn!
Posted by CaptainMike20X6 (Member # 709) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lee: UP TEH BUTT!!!
(did I get that right?)
i've alway been more of a fan of the two exclamation marks, italicized: UP TEH BUTT !! (reference: "MAIN SCREEN TURN ON !!").
however, since you invoked JeffK by using 'TEH' i think that five exclamation points, with an accidental '1' strewn within would be more stylistically accurate: UP TEH BUTT !!1!!!
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Bear in mind, there are strict rules regarding these things, and proper adherence to them can make or break the joke.
For example...
Shove it up your arse!
...is not funny. Whereas...
SHOVE IT UP YOU A-R-S-E!
...is... also not funny. Hm. Well, never mind, then. Sorry to have interrupted.