Well, there is a zero involved.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Thirty?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Twenty.
I AM OLDER !! Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
I am also aging this coming weekend... Although no zeros are involved! Not yet, anyways.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Children.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Congratulations, Ultra, you gorgeous piece of shit. I've scraped together enough to get you the complementary evening truss.
Robert, careful with that disillusionment. Might get some on my leg.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Wouldn't be the strangest thing that's been on your leg lately, I'd wager. Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
*stares blankly at horizon* True, true.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I clocked up 33 last weekend. Thinking of waiting until I'm 33 and 4 months then celebrate my third-century.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
How noble of you. Cheers! I'll bet that glass of milk and sweet sherry doesn't look too bad right about now, eh? For aching joints? ;.) :.) Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And I'm hittiong 24 on Saturday. Since I know hate all birthdays ever, I will not be speaking then. Unless I get nice presents.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Old people!!!!!!!!!!
Just had the first 18th birthday out of my friends; still recovering. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"out of my friends"
Ewww.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Saturday, eh? Rich and creamy, just the way I like it.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I turn 22 on December 14. I remember signing up here when I was 17 back in 1999.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Damn, I'm only 21.
I'm going to get laid again.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
People should take MSN's lead, and just start banning keyboards altogether.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: Damn, I'm only 21.
A Fleet Admiral at 21?!? You must have some comfortable kneepads.... Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
UM: "People should take MSN's lead, and just start banning keyboards altogether."
Oh, don't pout! We are all here in your thread anyway!
I went out and caught these for you now, here.
From left to right, two healthy cubs and a vixen. Well fed free-roamers, those are. (not pictured, the alpha male. A real mess. When they get territorial you must be on your toes or you'll lose them. I had to open up on it, so it's unsalvageable...)
Great with charlotte onions and beef. Or a hat for the missus, if that's your thing. Happy b-day!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
The Fuck are those? Turnips? Giant radishes? A screenshot from X-Files? Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
Baldrick would be proud.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Those are Westmenland razorturnips. Finest meat on the northern hemisphere, if you think you're man enough. They hunt in packs, you see? One as a decoy, then when you start aiming at it, you notice the other two at your sides that wasn't there before. Scary as hell. They remember. That's why I usually pick'em off from my tractor.
This would've fed my family for weeks, but I'm willing to part with them when there's a friend in need. That's our style up here.
Hey, Magnus, you wanna know what I used as bait?! No wait, scratch that, you probably won't eat them if I tell you. *snort*
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Turnips.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Bad nips! Not like going down to the pond, chasing bluegills or tommycocks.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
And so it begins.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
*points at image* That doesn't look very scary! More like a six-foot turkey!
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Ok, is it me or is this turnip even more surreal than usual?
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
That reminds me, I've got to make an appointment with my urologist.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
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