PG. My life is so boring.
Posted by Captain Boh (Member # 1282) on :
PG, but it didn't ask some stuff...
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
NC-17! Yes! But some of the questions were pretty stupid. . . The Violence one, I went with punch and slap occasionally (although I don't), because it seemed closer than being a pacifist which I'm not. And what's the difference between "I've tried some kinda drug, but I don't make a habit of it. Not much drinking either" and "I've tried them both, but I don't make a habit of either?" I chose the latter, because although "I drink occassionally, but never in excess" fits me, it fails to take into account any drugtaking. Not that I really do any anymore - marijuana always made me feel ill (or kept me awake all night, or both), and much as I like cocaine, I promised mky wife I wouldn't anymore.
Posted by Masao (Member # 232) on :
NC-17. if you're sexually active, that's basically what the result has to be. In general, the questions aren't very good. I had a hard time finding a suitable answer for several questions.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
yay for stealing
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
PG-13 for me, which I agree with. Noone under the age of 13 would really be interested in being part of my life. But yah, there were a few questions that, had they asked, would have likely bumped me up to a solid R.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
PG. I'm off to get some booze, crack, and a hooker to lift my score.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
NC-17 if I select it at the bottom of the page, R otherwise.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
What a shock... NC-17. As if the gay sex doesn't bring in the R rating by itself...
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
It's the exposed male genitalia. Get you every time.
NC-17. Yawn. I want X or UNRATED.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Yeah, well it doesnt specify the type of sex, so homo or hetero has equal billing here.
*yawn*
Well if I rated myself "G" for the last question I am "PG-13" overall, but if I rate it the more honest "R", my overall is "R".
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
As though the Motion Picture Association could possibly rate someone's like.
I mean Leonard Maltin is a member: he's not qualified to rate jack shit.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I'm not sure how to answer the last question. If my entire life were compressed into a two hour movie, all the sex scenes would take place within a single fifty-second stretch.
If I answer anything from G through PG-13, I get PG-13. If I answer with R or NC-17, I get R.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: If my entire life were compressed into a two hour movie, all the sex scenes would take place within a single fifty-second stretch.
If my entire life was compressed into a 25 year long movie, the sex scenes wouldn't take much longer.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
The squeeze technique. It works, try it.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
That's a scary thought... about having your life as a two hour movie. Mine would resemble hard core gay porn with lesbian cheerleaders at the sidelines.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Mine would be same, except for the gay part, otherwise, exactly the same, yes sir. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: That's a scary thought... about having your life as a two hour movie. Mine would resemble hard core gay porn with lesbian cheerleaders at the sidelines.
Stop bigging yourself up. It would consist of 12 hours of sci-fi watching, 11 hours 55 minutes of anime watching, and then 5 minutes of bum fun.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam:
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: That's a scary thought... about having your life as a two hour movie. Mine would resemble hard core gay porn with lesbian cheerleaders at the sidelines.
Stop bigging yourself up. It would consist of 12 hours of sci-fi watching, 11 hours 55 minutes of anime watching, and then 5 minutes of bum fun.
Yes. A two hour movie consisting of twelve hours of sci-fi watching, eleven hours and fifty-five minutes of anime watching, and five minutes of bum fun.
Captain! We have a maths error! Something doesn't equal!
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Lee: "The squeeze technique. It works, try it."
Not if you've had chili. Then it's like the retreat at Dunkirk.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: Yes. A two hour movie consisting of twelve hours of sci-fi watching, eleven hours and fifty-five minutes of anime watching, and five minutes of bum fun.
Captain! We have a maths error! Something doesn't equal!
I hate you and the horse you rode in on.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I have as much sex as I do watching Sci Fi (which consists of 92% Star Trek).
Wait that's sad...
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: I hate you and the horse you rode in on.
That horse is my girlfriend, so be nice.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Fine. Have a sugar cube.
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: I have as much sex as I do watching Sci Fi (which consists of 92% Star Trek).
Wait that's sad...
Depends on how much sci-fi you watch. Or how much of a slag you are.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
I have as much sex as I listen to heavy gangsta' rap.
Oh for some jiggly fun...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
A singing balloon that draws on your face while you sleep?
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
quote:Originally posted by Aban Rune: I have as much sex as I listen to heavy gangsta' rap.
Oh for some jiggly fun...
There's always room for Jell-O!
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
In the rubbish bin, f'rinstance.
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Only for rated rookies.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
I have as much sex as I see great Sci-Fi. Real shame it's been such a dry year for both...
Still, am I the only one here with a violence and surreal segment to their "life movie"? I think Gus Van Sant would have to direct mine... something like his work on Drugstore Cowboy.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
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