I've started to email my holiday cards to people that I have no mailing address for... I wonder if they would find this amusing. Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
What, are you gay? *looks at profile* Oh, nm.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I said amusing... people recieving this already know about my sex life.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It would be hard not to.
"Interests: White boys"
Indeed.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
I've always had a thing for redheads, Asians, and Latinas. And I wonder: if I were gay, would I still have a thing for redheads, Asians, and Latinos? I have yet to reach a conclusive answer.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I have a blond fetish... not that I wouldn't say no to Black men, Asian boytoys, or Latinos. I think as of right now I've slept with people coming from 6 out of 7 of the Earth landmasses.
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
Good luck scoring a date with a native Antarctican. It's a bitch swinging down there to pick up your date.
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
Here, Michael, use this instead.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
What the hell is this suppose to be?
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
It's about holding on to relations when the world is spinning, that's when they're needed the most.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: I think as of right now I've slept with people coming from 6 out of 7 of the Earth landmasses.
You sir, are a whore.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
I love Jason O'Malley's artwork... go figure I end up using it for holiday cards.
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: I said amusing... people recieving this already know about my sex life.
You have Nazi domination fantasies?
A very stramge christmas to you, I guess.... Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"I have a blond fetish... not that I wouldn't say no to Black men, Asian boytoys, or Latinos."
Nice triple negative. You ended up saying that you would say no.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"Boytoys"?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"I wonder if they would find this amusing."
You're asking us, valiant representatives of straight men everywhere?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Why is that man sitting around in a scarf with his top off anyway? And why does that other man have just a vest on with his belly button showing? It's the middle of winter! Put a jumper on and turn the heating down.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
I am more concerned about what else is showing, to be absolutely positively honest.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
*looks to the right of the jumper*
Why is that man getting turned on by that dog.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I agree, Something Needs To Be Done. We should have ou own TV show, Flare Eye For The Queer Guy.
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
Why does the Dalmatian have a tear running down its snout?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Because it's the only one in the room without a bone.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
quote: Why is that man sitting around in a scarf with his top off anyway? And why does that other man have just a vest on with his belly button showing? It's the middle of winter! Put a jumper on and turn the heating down.
PsyLiam: There are things such as heaters that allow people to go shirtless in cold winter storms.
quote: I am more concerned about what else is showing, to be absolutely positively honest.
Cartman: I guess I'm not the only size queen in Flare...
Here's a revised one sent out to the LGBTA members: Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: There are things such as heaters that allow people to go shirtless in cold winter storms.
Turn it off and put some layers on, you figurehead of American indulgence and needless waste, you.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"I guess I'm not the only size queen in Flare..."
I was talking about that bush of chest-hair, you oversexed horny little manwhore you.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam:
quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: There are things such as heaters that allow people to go shirtless in cold winter storms.
Turn it off and put some layers on, you figurehead of American indulgence and needless waste, you.
Mid-70's here today...a tad chill for us. Sunny, bright and cloudless. Perfect Christmas weather.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Weren't you the person who complains about having to put a coat on when the weather dips below 20/whateveritisinoldspeak?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
yeah....I'm much happier when it's warm.
The day made one of it's 180 degree turn-arounds though and now it's overcast. The price of living near the ocean is that you have to deal with whatever the sea wants to throw your way.
It's still warm though, so I'm happy: plus I get to work later! A good thing as everyone else is gettiung teir hours cut this week. ...and I can make up some holiday gifts there as well...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Yes, your weather is so crazy and variable. Damn you and your varied weather that is varied.
Varied.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Well...raint/not rainy.
That's pretty much the extent of it. No one feels the need to ever pack an umbrella or anything insane like that.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Bumberchute, as Daphne from Frasier reliably informs me we call it.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"That's pretty much the extent of it."
Sure, if you don't count the occasional megastorm from hell accompanying said rain when the weather does shift in that evil sun-drenched realm of decadence you call a state.
Florida delenda est. Grr.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
It's 62 and sunny in Los Angeles right now... and the women still wear coats over their tank tops and silcon breats.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
So is everyone defaulting on their mafia debts and having their fingers broken, or what? Honestly, silcon breats? Raint?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
No, I have no raints today....
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
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