All of us guys who have walked through a crowd and fantasized idly about having the mutant power to induce an orgasm telepathically in each and every passing female (and don't tell me you haven't) will get a kick out of this.
*snickers*
-MMoM Posted by MrNeutron (Member # 524) on :
I haven't. Ever. Not once.
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
LIAR! WITCH! COMMUNIST! TERRORIST! VEGAN!
Seriously, though, I bet you will now.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
I can already do this. When women see me walking to lunch, buildings along Jefferson Blvd. empty. Seriously.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
why would anyone want a machine to give thier women orgasms? the hands on approach is WAY better! Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"All of us guys who have walked through a crowd and fantasized idly about having the mutant power to induce an orgasm telepathically in each and every passing female..."
Not telephatically. Telekinetically.
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
Says you.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Any chump with a brain tumor can do it telekinetically. It takes a real freak to do it simply by the power of suggestion.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
Ok, but I bought that Tag body spray crap and none of the shit that happens in the commercials has yet to happen to me.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
...And now with the ORGASMATRON I will be able to take over the galaxy and establish a New Order of sexual pleasure...Muhahahaha!!!
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
"Sex dominates the world...and now, I dominate sex!" Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Da_bang80: why would anyone want a machine to give thier women orgasms? the hands on approach is WAY better!
Tounge. Learn to use it and you'll go far.
"hands on" sheesh.
quote:Originally posted by Aban Rune: I can already do this. When women see me walking to lunch, buildings along Jefferson Blvd. empty. Seriously.
But is that because of the explosives strapped to your chest or the HASMAT team following you from a safe distance?
[ November 21, 2005, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: Jason Abbadon ]
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Super-Orgasmic-Double-Post!
[ November 21, 2005, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Jason Abbadon ]
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
That's multiple. Learn to use it and you'll go far.
Learn to spell it and who knows what might happen. You might even garner Aban's pied piper AXE Effect�.
Am I the only one who thinks this seems a strange way to advertise a thing to cover-up your natural stinkum? Or that an axe seems like a weird thing to be using on ones armpits?
Posted by MrNeutron (Member # 524) on :
quote:Originally posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim: LIAR! WITCH! COMMUNIST! TERRORIST! VEGAN!
Seriously, though, I bet you will now.
Nope. But then again, you make the erroneous presumption that all men are straight.
Posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim (Member # 646) on :
...which leads us to:
I wonder if it works on guys as well?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane:
Am I the only one who thinks this seems a strange way to advertise a thing to cover-up your natural stinkum? Or that an axe seems like a weird thing to be using on ones armpits?
Or that it smells absolutely terrible?
I sprayed some on my wrist at the drugstore back when it first came out (cool can design- this was before their clever commercials) ans was sickened. They should have put some of that ad dollar into product development.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
I like most of the AXE scents. The one that (I was just informed recently) brought my wife under my power when we were dating is called "Phoenix".
Hey... they were on sale. Sue me.
And, personally, I don't use them as deoderant. They tend to combine with my armpit funk and form some kind of mutant odor. I wear regular old unscented Rightguard under the arms and just use the AXE for added effect.
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
So is it just the UK that knows it as 'Lynx'?
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
Not sure if Lynx is the same thing. I'm not sure what the difference is between Tag and Axe, myself...
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
I'm not sure why you'd want to be "Tagged" or "Axed" by a corporation, but I definitely dont want to smell like a Lynx.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
I use Axe Phoenix to. it's great stuff. some of those other Axe scents are just funky. the deoderant stick smells alright, even mixed with the regular pit smell, but i guess everyones biochemistry is different
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Mix a lot of stuff "with regular pit smell" as comparision, do ya?
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