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The Mighty Monkey of Mim
Member # 646
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http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1
All of us guys who have walked through a crowd and fantasized idly about having the mutant power to induce an orgasm telepathically in each and every passing female (and don't tell me you haven't) will get a kick out of this.
*snickers*
-MMoM
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MrNeutron
Member # 524
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I haven't. Ever. Not once.
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The Mighty Monkey of Mim
Member # 646
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LIAR! WITCH! COMMUNIST! TERRORIST! VEGAN!
Seriously, though, I bet you will now.
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Aban Rune
Member # 226
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I can already do this. When women see me walking to lunch, buildings along Jefferson Blvd. empty. Seriously.
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Da_bang80
Member # 528
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why would anyone want a machine to give thier women orgasms? the hands on approach is WAY better!
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Cartman
Member # 256
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"All of us guys who have walked through a crowd and fantasized idly about having the mutant power to induce an orgasm telepathically in each and every passing female..."
Not telephatically. Telekinetically.
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The Mighty Monkey of Mim
Member # 646
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Says you.
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Aban Rune
Member # 226
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Any chump with a brain tumor can do it telekinetically. It takes a real freak to do it simply by the power of suggestion.
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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Ok, but I bought that Tag body spray crap and none of the shit that happens in the commercials has yet to happen to me.
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Mars Needs Women
Member # 1505
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...And now with the ORGASMATRON I will be able to take over the galaxy and establish a New Order of sexual pleasure...Muhahahaha!!!
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The Mighty Monkey of Mim
Member # 646
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"Sex dominates the world...and now, I dominate sex!"
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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quote: Originally posted by Da_bang80: why would anyone want a machine to give thier women orgasms? the hands on approach is WAY better!
Tounge. Learn to use it and you'll go far.
"hands on" sheesh.
quote: Originally posted by Aban Rune: I can already do this. When women see me walking to lunch, buildings along Jefferson Blvd. empty. Seriously.
But is that because of the explosives strapped to your chest or the HASMAT team following you from a safe distance? [ November 21, 2005, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: Jason Abbadon ]
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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Super-Orgasmic-Double-Post! [ November 21, 2005, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Jason Abbadon ]
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Balaam Xumucane
Member # 419
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That's multiple. Learn to use it and you'll go far.
Learn to spell it and who knows what might happen. You might even garner Aban's pied piper AXE Effect�.
Am I the only one who thinks this seems a strange way to advertise a thing to cover-up your natural stinkum? Or that an axe seems like a weird thing to be using on ones armpits?
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MrNeutron
Member # 524
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quote: Originally posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim: LIAR! WITCH! COMMUNIST! TERRORIST! VEGAN!
Seriously, though, I bet you will now.
Nope. But then again, you make the erroneous presumption that all men are straight.
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The Mighty Monkey of Mim
Member # 646
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...which leads us to:
I wonder if it works on guys as well?
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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quote: Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane:
Am I the only one who thinks this seems a strange way to advertise a thing to cover-up your natural stinkum? Or that an axe seems like a weird thing to be using on ones armpits?
Or that it smells absolutely terrible?
I sprayed some on my wrist at the drugstore back when it first came out (cool can design- this was before their clever commercials) ans was sickened. They should have put some of that ad dollar into product development.
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Aban Rune
Member # 226
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I like most of the AXE scents. The one that (I was just informed recently) brought my wife under my power when we were dating is called "Phoenix".
Hey... they were on sale. Sue me.
And, personally, I don't use them as deoderant. They tend to combine with my armpit funk and form some kind of mutant odor. I wear regular old unscented Rightguard under the arms and just use the AXE for added effect.
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The Ginger Beacon
Member # 1585
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So is it just the UK that knows it as 'Lynx'?
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MinutiaeMan
Member # 444
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And on a related subject... http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702
You gotta love that Japanese ingenuity!
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Nim
Member # 205
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From the Orgasmatron article: quote: In a surgical procedure done in his office, Meloy implants the electrodes from this device into the back of the patient, at the bottom part of the spinal cord. When the electrodes are stimulated with a remote control, the brain interprets the signal as an orgasm, he said.
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Topher
Member # 71
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Not sure if Lynx is the same thing. I'm not sure what the difference is between Tag and Axe, myself...
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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I'm not sure why you'd want to be "Tagged" or "Axed" by a corporation, but I definitely dont want to smell like a Lynx.
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Da_bang80
Member # 528
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I use Axe Phoenix to. it's great stuff. some of those other Axe scents are just funky. the deoderant stick smells alright, even mixed with the regular pit smell, but i guess everyones biochemistry is different
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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Mix a lot of stuff "with regular pit smell" as comparision, do ya?
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