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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I had an interview early this morning, and a second on Monday. Depending on how I do, I may become one of the few, the proud, joining the ranks of the comissioned salespeople of the All Mighty Deer Slayer Brand: Jeep.

Seen the '07 Wrangler? What a beaut ...
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
In my own personal experience, individual enthusiasm for a brand can often be a big plus in getting certain kind of jobs, and compensate for any lack of real experience in that area. Good luck!
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Why do I have the feeling that this is like leaving the fox to guard the henhouse?

And I'm sure your boss will be at a loss for words after seeing all the dead deer that is sure to pop up at the dealership all of the sudden.
 
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
What like un-dead deer coming back for revenge?
 
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
 
Angry hunters protesting the sharp decline in deer population?
 
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
 
Of course if he gets the job he can never mention Jeeps again on here, because that would be advertising.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
I'd consider that a small price to pay for what's probably a good employee discount! [Wink]
 
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
 
A sentance that will soon be uttered by Snay's boss: "Morning Snay, how was your... Is that blood on the hood of that floor model?"
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Saltahna --

This place is actually out in the stix a bit, so I'd imagine the deer picking are plentiful ...

Andrew --

Hah. Jokes on them -- all the employees in Jeeps to run 'em over AGAIN!

DaBang --

Might be good motivation to sell some Jeeps. "Yeah, so I'll cut back on running over deer by 60%, and in return, the six of you all buy these Jeeps over here..."

M.M. --

I'm hoping so. I've already got my hopes up for a 2008 Sahara! Plus, if you decide you're in the market for a Wrangler ... well, (and, if I get it) I'll be working right off 95 north of Bel Air and damn close to you, sir!

Aban --

More like, "Er, Snay, will you please stop mounting the Jeep in front of the customers?"
 
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Awesome idea. I once thought about going to work for Saturn, but decided against it at the time. If they ever look for people again, i might do it again.
 
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
 
*Dan desperately tries to remove the image of Snay performing sexual favors on inanimate automobiles from his mind*

Be careful of that rusty muffler, sir!

(BTW, your PM box is full, Snay...)
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Not anymore, Dan!
 


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