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WizArtist II
Member # 1425
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Swiss-Krieg
It was only a matter of time.
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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quote: Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.
Er...does Switzerland even have attack helicopters? If so, why?
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Da_bang80
Member # 528
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Oh no. I knew those crazy Swiss were up to no good. This was just a practice run for thier enivitable plot to dominate all of Europe.
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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I guess someone forgot to buy night vision googles and GPS maps and location devices.
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The Ginger Beacon
Member # 1585
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Or did they? Those Swiss, eh? I always suspected that they were up to something, all that smugness and chocolate. Suspect, if you ask me.
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HerbShrump
Member # 1230
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The Mouse That Roared.
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WizArtist II
Member # 1425
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quote: Originally posted by Mikey T: I guess someone forgot to buy night vision googles and GPS maps and location devices.
That was supposed to come with their "Swiss Army Knives".
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Mars Needs Women
Member # 1505
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So I guessed the SWISS MISSed their true destination and ended up in another country.
See what I did there.
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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Not as hot as the tennis player associated with the nickname...
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Shik
Member # 343
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I KNEW it had t'do with the Q-Bomb, Herb!!
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B.J.
Member # 858
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quote: Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Er...does Switzerland even have attack helicopters?
I don't think they have any attack helicopters, but they do have F/A-18 Hornets and F-5E Tiger IIs.
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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Ah... aren't those more powerful?
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The Ginger Beacon
Member # 1585
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The Swiss F-18's don't have ground attack capabilities (i.e. they can't support infantry units from the air), and they stopped making Tigers 20 years ago.
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Lee
Member # 393
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Don't diss the F-5 - it was one of them dropped that napalm in Apocalypse Now, after all.
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