They say the older men just want the hot young women, but it seems the older ladies want younger rich guys. I seem to be just a bit shy of the half a million per year.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Hang on, how are they sugar mamas if the boy toy has to be rich? Maybe my little corner of Redneckia uses different slang or something, but here a sugar daddy or sugar mama is a rich man or woman who spends a shitload of money on a trophy bed-buddy...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The WOMEN have to make that much, schmuck.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
The WOMEN have to make that much, schmuck.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
I can't believe how many people misread that. I forwarded that article to some of my friends and they all thought the same thing.
For those who don't understand, we're talking about rich older women and younger but not so rich men, ok?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
That was worth saying twice Chris, I don't get the pleasure of being called a schmuck very often. I get asshole a lot though.
Now that this has been cleared up I may have to ask my wife if I can go play..... Nope, I think the glare I got just from typing that was answer enough.....
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I meant Dan was the schmuck. Wonder why the double post. Oh well.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Hmmm....*tinkers with byline* Much better than previously.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Well deserved.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I shall not pout either.
I can not argue that Dan.
Looking at Saltah'na's tag line.... What percent of that 75% is lead? Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Lead futures have not been doing so well. I'll let you fathom a guess.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
smu..... HEY! WTF? he's been registered a full year after me and HE get's to be called shmuck while i'm just 'Active With My Member' or something?
/me pouts Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
I say do it, so when she kicks the bucket the money will go to you and not her cats.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
PW, as long as it doesn't fall asleep on you, otherwise.... nevermind.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Goes by post counts, schmuck Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
My god... i can't even think about meaning full drivel for 300 posts...
can't i just get a power up?
Back on topic (ZOMG!) i'm trying my darnest to date this blond painter chick... but she's too... well... looking for someone above the gutter...
i guess Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
So don't date her, just.... nevermind.
Mayhap you are trying to hard?
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Try learning some artist's names and a few words like "chiarascuro."
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Maybe she digs sanity, Tick.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
Dude, she has a bumper sticker that reads:
'If You're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair'
I just don't know what's she's looking for...
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I'd suggest just asking her out and being yourself on the date...if she likes you she likes you, if she doesn't she doesn't. Pretending to be someone you aren't so she'll like you won't lead to anything.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Well, maybe some wild sex, which would be just awful....
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
It's not my experience that pretending to be somebody else leads to wild sex...I dunno, maybe if you somehow had an *exact* list of traits in her perfect (sexually attractive) man and the acting skills to pull it off, plus assuming she's the kind of girl who's willing to sleep with a man she's not involved with, but, I dunno, just ask her out and see what she says; a no isn't the end of the world.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
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