I would hate to be that kid. "Daddy, can you tell me the story of how you won mommy again please?"
"Well son, I was almost outbid by ladiesman5776, and da_hunkslut69, but I pulled ahead in the last minute and won your mommy for 45 euros."
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Sounds fair enough to me.
Except for the bit where it says "internet sex auction", of course.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
A fifth floor girl?
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Hmm, internet sex auction?
Excuse me, I have to go find the Vaseline...
Seriously though, WTF!? What happened to the good old days when you could get 12 hammers and a horseshoe for a dollar while still outbidding the old guy with the straw hat by a nickel?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I remember bidding for a sixshooter in "Oklahoma" What is that site, w w w . s l e e z e - b a y . c o m ?
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
legalizeprostitution.cum
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
very smart he is...
I actually had to put a space between each letter, otherwise the computer marked it as an actuall web page(dunno if it is).
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
No, it isn't.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I like that you typed it in to see.. ;P
Wow. Wtf. I'd say more than the kid's right to know the father, the kids right not be raised by a woman willing to have sex with six strangers whose names she doesn't even know takes precedence. Whatever happened to buying a lady a drink and pretending to care about her interests? I thought that was sleazy enough...
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
I smell a Juno-spinoph!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :