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Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :

Or, when they steal someone's honey, anyway.

A) So non-humans can be tried at a court of law in Macedonia? Or what? I can't find anything about that. I don't suppose we have any international law experts here [Razz]

B) Macedonian law allows trials held in absentia as long as the trial is repeated later, when the offender is available to the judiciary. Seems rather like a waste of time, doesn't it?

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

"Some days you get the bear, some days the Bear gets you," or the honey.

Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :

Well, a deer shit on my lawn yesterday, and deer are protected by the county, so I want the town to pay me 1,000 dollars for my troubles. I had to put on boots and rubber gloves and everything. Icky...

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

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For a while, he kept the animal away by buying a generator, lighting up the area, and playing thumping Serbian turbo-folk music.

What the hell? I want to sample this music.

Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :

Er...why? Oh yeah, in New York you have to clean that up, don't you? Out here we just leave it be...

Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :

No, we don't legally have to clean it up, but I personally dont want to risk stepping in deer crap when I take my dog for a walk. Secondly, I don't want her eating the deer crap, and then kissing me on the face.

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Don't tongue back and it won't be a problem. [Wink]

Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :

I really dont have a choice. My dog is very controlling... [Big Grin]

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

It's the beast you Ality, just tame the beast.