Bon Aniversaire, man. I always thought you were older than that though...
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Well I'm mature for my age.
And Nebula, "A Dog named Sex" is one of my favorite joke stories.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Actually, being able to legaly drink isn't all that good I think. See, if my family gets me drunk at a wedding, it is appearantly funny, but once I become 21 and they do that, it makes me an alcoholic. I hate alcohol anyway. Tastes like cough syrup.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
What brand of cough syrup are you useing?
Get some Johnny Walker Blue Label. It makes the bad seem funny (in a chemicaly altered perspective, that is).
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Absinthe anyone?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
You know, the normal...Robitussen, Triaminic...
Champagne is okay though. I guess. After you've had a few glasses. Then you don't notice when you start to do the jitterbug by your self... Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
I haven't found anything that makes the taste of alcohol at all appealing to me. Can't swallow it, even -- part of my sensory issues. I'm a bit of a supertaster. It's probably for the best, given my family history.
That said, I love Guinness as a cooking ingredient.
That also said, what kills me is that lots of people take the first sentence of this post as a value judgement instead of a straight-out fact.
But I digress.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
So, you still want to have 10 or 12 non-alcoholic kids?
I can understand drinking on a special occasion, like a wedding, but not to excess, though social drinking completely boggles my mind. There are plenty of other things to do all night with other people. Like having sex. Or playing pinochle.
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
I haven't had any alcohol in at least 11 or 12 years. Didn't even have any at my own wedding! (I'm not counting NyQuil or any other loopy-making medicine.)
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: So, you still want to have 10 or 12 non-alcoholic kids?
I can understand drinking on a special occasion, like a wedding, but not to excess, though social drinking completely boggles my mind. There are plenty of other things to do all night with other people. Like having sex. Or playing pinochle.
Alcohol lowers inhibitions with consumption- making sex more likely.
No experience with drinking and pinochle to share.
I've had Absinthe- after a night of (mostly) winning at blackjack and drink heavily- in Shreveport. Worst. Birthday. Ever. I was a heartbroken drunken sot at age 24.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
NyQuil never made me sleepy, or loopy, I guess I'm immune. On the other hand Tylenol just fucks me right up.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I find that Tylenol w/ Codine makes me slightly loopy, but I can normally continue through my day with nothing more than a little awkward laughter. However, one Excedrin PM will knock me out for 12 or 13 hours.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Tylenol 3 (the stuff with codeine) makes me break out in hives.
On an unrelated note I just shaved my head. Better to be bald by choice I say. If anyone ever decides to do it I have one piece of advice for you: Skip the aftershave! Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
I have paradoxical reactions to a lot of sedatives. Valium does nothing for me, codeine makes me loopy and pain-free but not sleepy, and NyQuil keeps me wired more than caffeine does.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
I'm addicted to Zyrtec Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
I'm dependant on Percocet 10/650 for daily functioning....that's a blend of Oxycontin and Tylonol. It's my dylithium crystals
Myast hospital stay, I was in such extreme pain that they inserted a Dilutin pump- made me extremely naseous. Demoral is the shit though- injected via I.V. it's like someone very large is sitting on your chest.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
My only experience with opioid based drugs was Dilaudid. I didn't care for it too much and I wonder what addicts get from it. It made me really tired and everything looked out of focus. Granted I doubled my dosage because there were complications with my wisdom teeth being yanked. Fucking dentist left parts of my teeth inside my gums. It was pretty painful when they finally worked themselves out.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I was 11 when my doc gave me the Tylenol w/Codeine. For a sunburn. Granted, it was equivelant to 2nd degree burn, so I was in tremendous pain. Since then, I have been given that stuff 4 times for various things, probably the most painfull of which was when I pulled a muscle in my groin, felt like I was hit "there" with a sledge hammer. Although I too am dependant on Zyrtec, and now, thanks to my idiot of a neurologist, Keppra.
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
Happy birthday... when you turn 21 I'll take you to a strip club and pay female strippers to give you lap dances til you puke from all the booze.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
My dad said he was going to do that to me. I think I'll decline though.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
What self respecting male turns down free strippers? You really are an odd one aren't you? Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
Especially free lesbians strippers?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Get him some green-tinted glasses to wear for that Orion slave-girl fantasy that's a requirement of all male Trek fans.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
quote:Originally posted by Mikey T: Especially free lesbians strippers?
Oh, well, in that case... Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Get him some green-tinted glasses to wear for that Orion slave-girl fantasy that's a requirement of all male Trek fans.
No, tinted glasses won't d0, only body paint will be sufficient.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
quote:Originally posted by Mikey T: Especially free lesbians strippers?
As I understand it from one friend, that's a redundant statement 95% of the time.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Alcohol is tasty to me. Also, getting drunk makes me happy and the life of the party, which is a change for a wallflower like me, so social drinking is really the only way I can get through social events ;P As for chemicals...man, even caffeine pills make me nauseous. I've had surgery twice (outpatient stuff - gallbladder removed, appendix removed) and both times I had to recuperate without painkillers because taking them was worse, with the dizziness and nausea on top of the pain.
*glances at the bottle of pineapple flavored rum on the counter* hmmm...coke in the fridge....
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik:
quote:Originally posted by Mikey T: Especially free lesbians strippers?
As I understand it from one friend, that's a redundant statement 95% of the time.
This whole lipstick lesbian thing - myth, or what? I have no (in the real world) evidence for their existance, and I spent three years in the crowded hot bed of debauchery, depravity and inequity that is a British university.
Should I have just gotten better A levels and gone abroad?
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
Oh, and happy birthday for Friday.
Now, back to the lesbians...
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Where is it that I heard or read something like, "So are they hot?" 'No, dude - these are *real life* lesbians.' "Oh, right." ?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Yeah, that seems to happen a lot. Most of my aunt's girlfriends look like construction workers.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Sean has two aunties...
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Not really. My family thinks I am a complete numbskull, and don't realize that she is gay, so they refer to her partners as her "roommates". She is currently single anyway. Her last one was a terrible slow dancer....also neglected to wear a bra... Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
But was she hot?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I guess it depends upon whether you like construction workers.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
quote:Originally posted by shikaru808: But was she hot?
Not...really...she was a house painter actually. Always covered in paint & paint stripper. Still couldn't dance though.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Maybe if you'd let her lead.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Now that, friends, is humor. Reminds me of Rent. "It's hard to do this backwards." 'You should try it in heels.'
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Fuck Rent. And they stole that joke anyway. The gag is that Ginger Rogers was a far better dancer than Fred Asataire because not only did she do everything he did, but she did it backwards & in heels.
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sean: Always covered in paint & paint stripper.
So TECHNICALLY, you can STILL fantasize about a stripper.....
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shik: Maybe if you'd let her lead.
I did.
Wiz: I'll find a picture of her. Then you can tell me if she is worth fantisizing over.
Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
Good god how did happy birthday turn into free lesbian strippers (with or without Orian body paint)?
As the only (sort of) lesbian here I can say that the lipstick lesbian thing is not a myth - but they're bloody hard to find as their mechanic GF's keep them at home so their paint stripping friends don't try and steal them....
Are there hot lesbians? Well, I'd like to think I at least simmer...
I suppose I could get the body paint out, grab a pole and you can judge for yourselves.
As for Jason "Wow...I was getting arrested before you were eating solid foods."
me too!
Oh and Happy Birthday Mars - I hope you had a good day.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
quote:Originally posted by MaGiC: Good god how did happy birthday turn into free lesbian strippers (with or without Orian body paint)?
That's what I want to know. Also Thanks
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Well, what could make a birthday more special, than free lesbian strippers, with or without body paint? Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Free straight ones. Lesbians won't give you the happy ending. Or...well I suppose it'd depend what you were paying.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
There is a such thing as hot real life lesbians. I saw a couple yesterday sneaking off into the bush. Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
quote:Originally posted by Da_bang80: There is a such thing as hot real life lesbians. I saw a couple yesterday sneaking off into the bush.
Must.....resist.....pun.....
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
quote:Originally posted by Da_bang80: There is a such thing as hot real life lesbians. I saw a couple yesterday sneaking off into the bush.
Who's bush?
As for Trek and the City, I have a feeling George Takei would have something to do with it... Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Speaking of him, I saw him on Conan recently. I'd heard Shatner wasn't very personable, but from his interview, it seems like at least Takei *really* doesn't like the guy.
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
Maybe Shatner told a lot of gay jokes back in the day.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Or Takei spurned his advances...
Or Shatner's just an ass- get six actors in a room and someone's going to think they're better than everyone else. Add money and fame, plus a snubbing of character development for half the cast- get friction.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I don't know much about the lore and rumors surrounding the cast. I'd heard Kelley and Shatner didn't get along; apparently neither did Takei and Shatner; but what about the rest? All I know is that Doohan told the Futurama guys "Hell no" when they asked if he wanted to participate in "Where No Fan has Gone Before."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Ah, Welshy....we hardly knew ye.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Before this, the only two I knew didn't like Shatner were Doohan and Koenig.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Shatner was on Conan once and IIRC answered in the affirmative when Conan asked if it was true that he and Kelley (excepting, of course, lines of dialog spoken to each other) didn't speak for almost two years during TOS. I don't know how true his explanatory story was, however - that he'd laughed before he could stop himself at the amusing way Kelley's dog had just died.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Shatner also had a tiff with Nimoy, but after the show they resolved their issues and became friends. Though I also remember hearing they would both booze it up between scenes.
Posted by WizArtist II (Member # 1425) on :
quote:Originally posted by Mars Needs Women: Shatner also had a tiff with Nimoy, but after the show they resolved their issues and became friends. Though I also remember hearing they would both booze it up between scenes.
Ah the memorable outtake reel of them dancing on the android/copying machine.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
At the same time, I found this. WTF?
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
The Platonians were forcing them to fuck about for their amusement.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Gee, ya think? Because, you know, Kirk just goes around the Enterprise letting people ride him like their own personal ass.
Although, I will give it to you that on occasion, Kirk has been known to go around the ship looking for some ass to ride. Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Bwhahaaha.
Well, you said WTF..."the fuck" would be the Platonians Unless you meant "why would the writers have the Platonians make a midget ride Kirk like a horse" in which case, Ah, my bad.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Can we go back to the strippers now?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I turned the big 'ol 16 this thursday. I now have to go and get my driving permit...
I was at our Canadian Vacation lodge for my birthday, and everybody ( including about 50 pepople I have never met) signed a card for me. I even met some of the waitresses that day, really nice ladies, all my age... I think that qualifies as a good birthday. Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Canadian Vacation Lodge? You will never speak to me again!
And don't piggyback your birthday onto my birthday thread. Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I figured it would be better than starting a new one...and what's wrong with the Canadians?
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Everything, that's what. Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
I turned 34 last month. Sean, you're still less than half my age! (And my son is more than half yours!)
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Da_bang80: Can we go back to the strippers now?
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