Wonder Woman finds a dead body in a river.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Woah.. this reads like something from Watchmen.
That photograph even reminds of me Sally Jupiter.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
Suffering Sappho!
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Well, she's right. I mean, anybody would've contacted authorities.
And from the accompanying picture...*shudder* I think her days of parading around in that Wonder Woman outfit are quite, quite finished.
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
Meh, she doesn't look too bad for being almost a half century old. Her hair looks like a dead muskrat though.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Fine, but I'm not talking about relative measurements of beauty...I'm talking ABSOLUTES!! HER BEAUTY IS DEAD! SHE'LL NEVER GET IT BACK! MUAHAHAH!
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Say what you will about the movie itself, but she looked *damn good* in the Dukes of Hazzard movie. I actually prefer her over Jessica Simpson.
Posted by Peregrinus (Member # 504) on :
quote:Originally posted by Da_bang80: Meh, she doesn't look too bad for being almost a half century old.
"Almost"? She's fifty-seven next month. And I think she's still spectacularly beautiful. Most of the photos attached to the news stories about her find are... rather poorly-chosen. *heh*
--Jonah
Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
quote:Originally posted by B.J.: Say what you will about the movie itself, but she looked *damn good* in the Dukes of Hazzard movie. I actually prefer her over Jessica Simpson.
Wow. Good luck with that You can have the wonder woman and I'll recieve the latter...
Heh.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Well, B.J. is a wee bit older than you are, if I'm not mistaken. And for that matter, married...with children. ( I think)
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Yup! Nearly 34, and child number 3 is due in late August!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Congrats!
Then you must have the whole parenting thing down perfectly. Boy, or a girl, if you don't mind my asking?
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
Thanks! We have an 8 y.o. boy, a 4 y.o. girl, and this one we recently found out will be a boy.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Well, I'm 37 and I just have the one.
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
You need to get on the ball and catch up! (Or should that be your wife who.... oh, never mind.)
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
quote:Originally posted by B.J.: Thanks! We have an 8 y.o. boy, a 4 y.o. girl, and this one we recently found out will be a boy.
Ah, a boy. One more for our side.
Actually, your children have the same age ration as my siblings and I. I was 8 and my sister was 4 when my brother was born. My parents were the same age as you too.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I was 2 and a half when my brother was born. *smugly* I could read Dr. Seuss at about that age and delayed my brother's development significantly because he refused to learn to read until he was 6 or 7, knowing he could hand me a book and I'd read it to him.
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You can have the wonder woman and I'll recieve the latter...![[Wink]](wink.gif)