So...all the other people who reached 105 and older who weren't virgins were flukes, were they? Maybe you're 105 because of genetics. Or because you don't eat mangoes. Or because you once tripped balls on acid. I mean...just randomly picking one thing about yourself and deciding it's the key to living as long as you have is really stupid.
And as my brother just said, "Yes, that's it - the key to long life is to not reproduce!" I think we'd have noticed that in lab animals or something by now...
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
The key to a loooong frustrated life without intimacy or physical love.
Fuuuuuck that.
Just look at how "happy" she looks!
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
105 year old virgin? I can see it...
eeeeewwwww....
Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :
I bet if it was a bloke you'd have said "let's get him laid"!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
That picture of the woman reminds me of those pictures of those cats with mad looking faces, set to extreme zoom, making the rest of their body look small. I'll find another secret to a long life thank you. Perhaps, not dying?