Or at least that bored researchers cant make up something hilarious to spend research grant money!
quote: Scientists from Washington State University and the University of Calgary did a bunch of experiments like that and found just a little meth helped the snails learn and hold on to their lessons. Even when researchers tried to confuse the snails by getting them to remember something else, the meth-exposed snails kept the memories firm in their slimy minds.
Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :
And the snails on LSD had super powers...
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
I'm surprised this didn't happen at Colorado University in Boulder where over half the students and teachers are stoned anyway.