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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] When I am finally elected... There are a few things I'm going to change. 1) Ticket brokers will be rounded up and fed to ravenous weasels. 2) The restoration of the original Pledge of Allegiance and coinage. 3) Churches and ministers which seek to become politically active as such will have to pay taxes like any other political organization. 4) A whole lot of crimes will now be punishable by death, especially rape, and child abuse. 5) Parole will no longer exist. 6) Future "Star Trek" programs will be funded by the government as "educational programs" and "human services." 7) Teachers will rule the classrooms. Experienced Teachers will make school policy. All teachers will be issued weapons and allowed a 10% casualty rate. 8) People with library books more than a year overdue will be rounded up and deported to Greenland. 9) Committing a crime with a gun will earn you an automatic, non-negotiable 10 years to your sentence. Preventing a crime with a gun will earn you a medal. 10) People who signal left and turn right, or vice versa, will be deported to England or some other country where they drive on the wrong side. [IMG]http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif[/IMG] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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