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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nim': [QB] Sol System: [QUOTE]send me messages everyone and I will try to be interesting.[/QUOTE]Get a Flatscreen monitor. It is the single most ergonomic and environmentally sound visual medium yet, and has proven to be both easier to produce and easier to recycle. All advice after this one are optional. Do one thing every day that disgusts you. Fap. Disrespect your siblings, for they are the ones who've followed you closest in your life, nagging and bullying you into submission, and they are the ones most probable to harass you emotionally in the future. LARP. Some of the interesting LARPers I've met didn't know if they wanted to quit LARPing and get a life at 20, some of the most confused 40-year old LARPers I know still don't. Maybe you'll get arrested, maybe you won't, maybe you'll bite the pillow, maybe you won't, maybe you'll dance like a headless chicken after an LSD- and Advocaat-binge when the shyster got you off. The race is long, and ultimately only with your spouse, who will try to kill you for your insurance money. Remember all the sass you've recieved, forget all the two-faced asskissing from insurance salesmen and scientologists. Pretentiousness is good, a form of feather-ruffling where you might convince people of your importance, depth and merit, while not having gone the hard way of getting it. Be as ostentatious as you can be, you're bound to catch some poor soul in your net. But trust me, on the Flatscreen. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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