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[QUOTE]Originally posted by PsyLiam: [QB] Well, slightly, in a "yes it is" kinda way. After all, the original God wasn't working out. People weren't pleased when he kept smiting them. Getting someone to kill his virgin daughters didn't endear him to the public either. And as for that flood... So his PR men talked to him, and we got "New and improved New Testement God! Now comes with 100% forgiveness power! You've shot your own mother? Say sorry, you'll be in heaven! You stole someone's Charizard card? As long as God can have your Japanese Neo, you'll be a shoe-in. Everyone's now welcome in heaven! Buy God now. Comes complete with Son of God: Jesus. Tired of remembering all those commandments? Ten too much for you? Don't worry. Jesus is here to make your life easier. Now there's just TWO, yes, TWO commandments. What a great offer. Order your Jesus and God now, and we'll even throw in a bonus Holy Spirit. Understand foreign friends and New York cabbies. WARNING: Holy Spirit does not work on Geordie's." "God. Available in all good churches. And most bad ones too." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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