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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tora Ziyal: [QB] Oh! This Satan stuff reminds me of a couple of books I received in the mail by mistake. I bought some books from Barnes & Noble online in June. About a week or so later, I received ANOTHER box of books that I didn't order, with my name and address on it. Inside were two copies of a book called "He Came to Set the Captives Free," and the receipt in the box was in someone else's name. The time it was ordered was within a few seconds of my order, which was probably how it got mixed up. Great, you know. Of all the books that could've been sent to me, I got two books that I'd never read!! Oh, but here's the real treat. Right after the table of contents, there's a warning. Here's some of it: "WARNING! This will be one of the hardest books you have ever tried to read. [b]SATAN DOES NOT WANT YOU TO READ THIS MATERIAL![/b] (Short Prayer here) The purpose of this book is to show you the many ways Satan and his emons are at work in the world today, to show you how you can effectively fight against them, AND how you can be set free from bondage to Satan. Satan will do everything he can to keep you from reading this. He will afflict you with overwhelming sleepiness, confusion, constant interruptions and many other things. FEAR is one of Satan's major weapons. He will use fear to try to stop you from reading this book. You simply need to rebuke fear directly and out loud in the name of Jesus Christ to overcome it. Also pray and ask for shielding as you read in order to understand this material." And it goes on, but you get the idea. Is it just me, or is there something skewed about a book that tells you if you don't like it, it's Satan's fault? Oh, I know, Satan sent it to ME because he knew not only would I not read it, my conscience wouldn't let anyone else read it, either. *Evil Cackle and the sound of scissor blades flexing* [/QB][/QUOTE]
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