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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ultra Magnus: [QB] Mr. Cats is a man who has only one arm, as he lost it in a terrible accident in which somebody set him up the bomb. Mr. Lunix is a man with two arms. He lives next door to Mr. Cats. The government of the country in which both men reside institutes a law that changes Income Tax to Arm Tax. The newly appointed arm collectors, who look like storm troopers, except red, arrive at Mr. Lunix's door. "Open Up. Arm Collection." They demand. Mr. Lunix opens the door, and invites the Arm Collectors in for a drink of some Lemon Water and cookies. They decline. "We're here to saw off your arm." One of the Arm Collectors says while pulling out a saw. "But why?" Mr. Lunix asks. "You haven't taken Mr. Cats' arm." "Mr. Cats doesn't have an arm to spare. You have two, you can afford to lose one." The leader says. "But this isn't -" Mr. Lunix starts, but is cut off. "Fair? You have two arms. That's more than enough for anyone to survive." "But you didn't take one from Mr. Cats? Why should I have to give my arm, and not him?" The leader gets impatient. "Because you have two. That is too much. We need your arm." The Arm Collectors neatly slice off Mr. Lunix's arm, and leave his house. The man in the trenchcoat looks around wearily, as a bus pulls up in front of him. A gremlin pops out from beneath it. "Barbeque" It says. [This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited February 14, 2001).] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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