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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."
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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/
Too convenient. :-)
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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/
[This message was edited by Charles Capps on April 30, 1999.]
Quality? Yeah, right...
*looks at the chemical in 19 again* Well, then, if it's something as useful as TNT...let's figure it out! Trinitro should be N3, and toluene is...erm...actually, I don't know.
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Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."
I've taken the liberty to find out the answer myself, ehehehe.
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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on April 30, 1999.]
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�������������-The Breen at Internment Camp 371
I like malt candy.
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Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
(01): That's for Charles to know and you to find out.
(02): Hell no! Well at least not me, anyway. The rest of you are too far gone.
(03): CHOCOLATE.......
(04): Um, Transcoms?
(05): 44.64302857� dM/Sec
(06): Yes.
(07): Judging by what's going on in there now......not me.
(08): Eurm.
(09): Probably. What's "that"?
(10): Charles Capps.
(11): A pink luv'n wussie. Who likes pink.
(12): Because you're you.
(13): .......probably a god.
(14): DEATH TO DS9.
(15): Voyager isn't TRYING to emulate TNG. Can't anyone SEE that!? And it DEFINATELY isn't trying to emulate DS9, because DS9 sucks and Voyager doesen't. So what's the answer, people? (DUH!) Voyager is it's own show with it's own standards. Don't like it? Whoever said you had to WATCH it?
(16): Do I want to know?
(17): No.
(18): Yes.
(19): I do! It's, "trinitro-toluene = x."
(20): I second Charles' Q#20.
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2. Will we all succumb to Jubilee's insatiable sex drive?
3. Curry or Chocolate?
4. Transcoms or Capcoms forever?
5. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
6. Can you only eat just one?
7. Who wants to see a Montgomery Interrogation?!
8. Where is Sol, and have we bugged him enough to judge the Banner Competition?
9. Does my bum look big in that?
10. Who is the number one poster(no gloating, please)?
11. Who ever came up with pink lemonade, and why does it have to be pink?
Pink lemonade was invented in 1921 by Irving Feinsmoggle, a horticulturist from Perth Amboy. It seems that Irving had been a lifelong teetotaler and felt a burning desire to create the ultimate non-alcoholic beverage to celebrate Prohibition. To commemorate the event, he created a cross between a lemon and a pink grapefruit: The pink LEMON!
The pink lemon is still quite a rare fruit, but makes a superior grade of lemonade. Genuine pink lemonade is made from these rare fruits, but it is common practice for unscrupulous lemonade vendors to add pink coloring to ordinary lemonade and allow the customer to assume the product was made of the finer lemons.
12. Why me?!?!
13. Is Charles a god, or just a lesser diety?
14. Why don't we set aside our differences and concentrate on the real life problems that plague the world...like what is going to happen to DS9 after this last season?!?!
Except, of course, for me.
15. Will Voyager ever meet the standards set in TNG and DS9 as far as classic Trekking goes?
16. What is exactly Liam's thing, and when does he do it?
17. Anyone heard of the Moody Blues? They're my favorite band.
18. Did I ask too many Charles questions in hopes of getting many posts?
19. Anyone know the chemical formula for trinitro-toluene?
20. Who is the Walrus?
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I just hope that no one in heaven wears stupid T-Shirts that say �I Survived the End of the World and all I got was this crummy T-shirt!�
[This message was edited by Baloo on May 01, 1999.]
1. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
2. What you all dont' realize is that I have set all my messages to subliminally condition you all to become sexually perverted little Freaks that will do my bidding without question....
*looks up* Oh shoot! I told you my plan, now I'll have to kill you all...
3. Chocolate. Melted, preferrably. Brushed on skin, best.
4. Capcoms. Definitly. Without question.
5. "I don't know...." *boom* "ahhhhhhhh!!!"
6. *RaE*.. That depends on what you're eating....
7. *GRIN* ... I promise to make it interesting.....
8. Out......doing something. And no, we havn't. *gets out her bag o fun* We shall torture him. It has been seen.
9. Hmmmmm.... yes, Kahki is a bad colour for you. Perhaps something in black? ....
10. Wasn't it FrankG last we checked?
11. I searched for an hour on the net, and the only thing I could find was something on what makes Pink Lemonade Pink: Grenadine.
12. Because you're the only crazy enough.
13. A God. You had to ask? *a lightning bolt comes down from the heavens and smites him*
14. I could answer that one, but as someone who's barely set eyes on a TV in the last 5 months, you wouldn't appreciate my answer.
15. Same applies here.
16. Uhmmm..... Well, you see.. it's... er....
Ask Liam. I can't tell, I was sworn to secrecy.
17. The Moody Blues.. heard of them, yes. Still listen to/recognize thier music? no.
18. Not at all.... *snicker*
19. The only reason I passed chemistry is because........... *leaves that to wallow in the depths of innuendo*
20. John Lennon .. since he was the one singing the song.
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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."
1. He worships himself.
2. Absa-fraggin-lutely NOT!
3. Chocolate. Curry, well, I be allergic to it
4. Huh?
5. About Warp Factor 6. Unless it's 140 meters long then it's WF 8!
6. I've never stopped after the first one, so I dunno.
7. Will there be sex? Violence? Knashing of teeth? Count me in!
8. Sol went to Z'ha'bed.
9. And so does mine, so shaddup!
10. *Vorlon speak* The avalanche has allready started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote....
11. It's a conspiracy.
12. Why? Because we LOVE you!
13. Charles ain't even a deity. And worshipping him is BAD.
14. Dunno. I'll be gone from here after that happens.
15. PFAH! Are you insane? DS9 forever...Voyager, NEVER!
16. About 6 and a half inches and often. Or so i'm told. :-)
17. Yes and they've played here in P-Cola at the Sanger Theater
18. Don't you know? Charles questions is SURE to guarantee posts. Unlike me.
19. Ain't that TNT?
20. Should the question be: "Who is the Manatee"?
(T-minus 5 weeks and counting)
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Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...
Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...
2.) We aren't that lucky. Or at least I'm not.
3.) Chocolate, I suppose. It's easier to get.
4.) Capcoms.
5.) An unladen swallow, as in a massless swallow? 300,000 k/s, roughly.
6.) Contrary to what Mr. Leno claims, yes.
7.) That depends.
8.) At the time of your post, I was having lunch at this nice Mexican place. I had the cheese enchiladas, among other things. The banner WILL be judged before this planet is sealed in an icebox.
9.) I refuse to look.
10.) What they said.
11.) All ready answered.
12.) Why not?
13.) God defined how?
14.) I give up. Why don't we?
15.) Meet them? Sure. Maintain them? Who can say?
16.) Liam IS his thing, as such he is always doing it. He's a cool cat.
17.) Yes.
18.) Charles is what we like to call a "post magnet." It seems unlikely one would invoke his name without comprehending the powers involved.
19.) I'm sure someone does.
20.) Someone took my answer. But I did tell you about the fool on the hill.
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"It was sweet, like lead paint's sweet, but the aftereffects left me paralyzed."
--
They Might Be Giants
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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!
2. No. I've already lost my heart somewhere else... *starts to float off until rope round his leg stops him*
3. Choc-o-lah!!
4. TRANSCOMS! MUCH FUNNIER!
5. Just a minute while i shoot one....
6. Hell, no! *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
7. Er...that may not be wise.
8. You are in Sol. We are all in Sol. Indeed, in a strict scientific sense, we are all PART of Sol System. *scratches*
9. Aye, carumba!
10. Classic Quote!
"It's me! I'm the gratest! I'm No.1!"
"To me you look like No.2.. if ya get what I mean..."
11. Dunno
12. Well I was having my face done, so...
13. He's just a man....Nothing but a man...
*Queen starts to sing in background*
14. No movie. Ain't gonna work.
15. >8P Bah! Monty like Captain Kate. So there!
16. *eyes widen*
Be at the busstop on the main road at 10 o'clock tonight. Come alone. I'll bring the photo evidence... I'll expect a commission you know.
17. Nope
18. YES
19. See above
20. Let's get this straight. We are ALL the Eggmen, but only I am the Walrus. OK?
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"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"
- Vic Reeves
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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SHATTERED MIRROR
Oh yeah, 1-20 with the exception of 3, which I don't need to answer.
1-20 = Wubble.
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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'
'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.
*Ravage speak*
TransComs forever!
*Hides*
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."