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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jeff Raven</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,16,19,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:19 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. What does Charles do all day?<br>2. Will we all succumb to Jubilee's insatiable sex drive?<br>3. Curry or Chocolate?<br>4. Transcoms or Capcoms forever?<br>5. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?<br>6. Can you only eat just one?<br>7. Who wants to see a Montgomery Interrogation?!<br>8. Where is Sol, and have we bugged him enough to judge the Banner Competition?<br>9. Does my bum look big in that?<br>10. Who is the number one poster(no gloating, please)?<br>11. Who ever came up with pink lemonade, and why does it have to be pink?<br>12. Why me?!?!<br>13. Is Charles a god, or just a lesser diety?<br>14. Why don't we set aside our differences and concentrate on the real life problems that plague the world...like what is going to happen to DS9 after this last season?!?!<br>15. Will Voyager ever meet the standards set in TNG and DS9 as far as classic Trekking goes?<br>16. What is exactly Liam's thing, and when does he do it?<br>17. Anyone heard of the Moody Blues? They're my favorite band.<br>18. Did I ask too many Charles questions in hopes of getting many posts?<br>19. Anyone know the chemical formula for trinitro-toluene?<br>20. Who is the Walrus?<P>------------------<BR>Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The Shadow</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,16,32,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:32 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. He is molecularly bonded to his computer, actually.<br>2. Hopefully.<br>3. For flavor value, chocolate. But I prefer the Cult of Curry.<br>4. TransComs!<br>5. African or European?<br>6. What, a swallow?<br>7. Well, there's is that "Montgomery!" thread...<br>8. We haven't. Let's threaten to take away his TMBG CDs. Okay, maybe that's too creul.<br>9. Yes.<br>10. Well...I am.<br>11. Dunno. Maybe it was supposed to be blue lemonade but they mixed the colors wrong.<br>12. Because.<br>13. 42.<br>14. Agreed. I want a DS9 movie!<br>15. Not unless the new writers kill off Janeway.<br>16. Uh...er...<br>17. Nope.<br>18. Yes.<br>19. H<SUB>3</SUB>NaO<SUB>2</SUB>. Actually, that's not even a valid formula. I have no idea what you're talking about.<br>20. Surlaw?<P>------------------<BR> <A HREF="http://frankg.dgne.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://frankg.dgne.com/</A> <br>Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."<br>Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."<br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Charles Capps</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,16,57,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:57 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. Depends on the day.<br>2. With luck. :-)<br>3. CHOCOLATE.<br>4. Capcoms.<br>5. African or European?<br>6. No.<br>7. Monty, of course.<br>8. Sol is there. *points at Sol* Dunno, ask him.<br>9. Goodness yes!<br>10. Frank.<br>11. *shrug*<br>12. Because you were there.<br>13. Neither. *shakes his head*<br>14. *shrug*<br>15. *shrug*<br>16. I don't WANT to know.<br>17. Heard of them? Yes. Remember any one of their songs? Nope.<br>18. I don't know, did you?<br>19. Not I.<br>20. Him. *points at the walrus*<P>------------------<BR>"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"<br> <A HREF="http://solareclipse.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://solareclipse.net/</A> <br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Charles Capps</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,17,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:01 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Note: Not realizing that Frank had answered #5 already, I went on a search for the proper response. I used AltaVista... They have this nice little function that has an "Answer" for a question-format search query... Go type in #5 in AltaVista, click the Answer button on the resulting page. <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif"><p>Too convenient. :-)<p>------------------<br>"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"<br> <A HREF="http://solareclipse.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://solareclipse.net/</A> <p><small>[This message was edited by Charles Capps on April 30, 1999.]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The First One</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,18,22,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">06:22 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. He keeps an eye on you, mostly.<br>2. I have. Resistance is futile. Compliance is. . . ooh, momma!<br>3. *Vorlon Speak* <A HREF="http://www.leenet.demon.co.uk/yes2.wav">Yes. . .</A><br>4. Duh! This is me, remember?<br>5. One Kellicam. That's what the Klingons based the unit on.<br>6. You're welcome to try.<br>7. I think we're already seeing one, whether we want to or not.<br>8. We're orbiting Sol. . . and no.<br>9. If you're going to trick me into looking at your ass, then it hasn't worked. . . *glances down* D'Oh!<br>10. Quantity, Frank. Quality, Me.<br>11. Something to do with pink grapefruit or red oranges, maybe.<br>12. Why not?<br>13. He's a lesser something. . .<br>14. Because we know the answer. Nothing is going to happen. . .<br>15. If so, they'd better hurry up.<br>16. You don't really want to know.<br>17. I have. Easy Listening from hell.<br>18. Yes. No *Vorlon Speak* about it either.<br>19. TNT? You seriously think I'm going to tell a US student that?<br>20. "Well here's another clue for you all - the Walrus was Paul!" - John Lennon, <i>Magical Mystery Tour</i> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The Shadow</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,19,25,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:25 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Kellicams are a unit of distance, not speed or velocity.<p>Quality? Yeah, right... <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif"><p>*looks at the chemical in 19 again* Well, then, if it's something as useful as TNT...let's figure it out! Trinitro should be N<SUB>3</SUB>, and toluene is...erm...actually, I don't know.<P>------------------<BR> <A HREF="http://frankg.dgne.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://frankg.dgne.com/</A> <br>Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."<br>Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."<br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jeff Raven</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,20,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:11 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://home.bip.net/ghermansson/boom.jpg"><p>I've taken the liberty to find out the answer myself, ehehehe.<p>------------------<br>Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have<br><p><small>[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on April 30, 1999.]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The_Tom</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,20,17,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:17 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1) Gets up close and personal with his pastry.<br>2) It's only a matter of time.<br>3) To quote Frank: "For flavor value, chocolate. But I prefer the Cult of Curry."<br>4) Cap<br>5) Depends how much its been eating<br>6) If its poisonous<br>7) Gah!<br>8) He's been going through some sunspots lately. Give 'em time.<br>9) *snicker* Of course.<br>10) Frank G.. first in Quantity, last in Quality. A bit like a two pound bag of those nasty-ass malt candies you used to get on Halloween.<br>11) Mr. Pink. They call him....<br>12) It's funny when you scream "RAPE! RAPE!"<br>13) Chief Administrator, actually. He's the one who makes sure God's computer isn't getting Illegal operations errors. God <u>hates</u> illegal operations errors.<br>14) Because listening to me whinge is more fun.<br>15) At the rate they're going, season 11 ought to kick serious ass.<br>16) Hey.. I invented that! And I'm not telling what it is!<br>17) Well, you've heard of them, obviously.<br>18) You can never ask Charles too many questions. It's the answers that are the problem.<br>19) *passes Jeff a quantum torpedo* Just use this.<br>20) Oh.. him...<P>------------------<BR>"......"<br>�������������-The Breen at Internment Camp 371<p><p><p> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The Shadow</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,20,24,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:24 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Ack, trinitro-, as in trinitrate. Bleh.<p>I like malt candy.<P>------------------<BR> <A HREF="http://frankg.dgne.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://frankg.dgne.com/</A> <br>Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."<br>Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."<br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Krenim</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,20,59,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:59 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. *Vorlon speak* Yes...<br>2. Not if I can help it.<br>3. Curry. Definitely curry.<br>4. TransComs.<br>5. Ask Monty Python.<br>6. No.<br>7. Well, he seems to be asking for one. Why not?<br>8. Beats me on both counts.<br>9. Most definitely.<br>10. All I know is that its not me.<br>11. It's all part of an alien plot to confound your mind.<br>12. See #11.<br>13. CC is actually a 47-dimensional lifeform who intersects our own universe.<br>14. Well, we would, but our resident Shadow exudes too much chaos for us to perform such a feat.<br>15. TNG? One day, maybe. DS9? Early this season, I'd say it already made it, but it sunk back down again later in the season.<br>16. I don't know, and I don't want to know.<br>17. See #11.<br>18. Probably.<br>19. No clue.<br>20. I am the Walrus! Coo Coo Ca Choo!<P>------------------<BR>Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.<br>Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.<p>-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir." <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Coddman</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,3,30,21,29,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">April 30, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:29 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Hmm. Another 20 Questions........*Answers*<p>(01): That's for Charles to know and you to find out.<br>(02): Hell no! Well at least not me, anyway. The rest of you are too far gone.<br>(03): CHOCOLATE.......<br>(04): Um, Transcoms?<br>(05): 44.64302857� dM/Sec<br>(06): Yes.<br>(07): Judging by what's going on in there now......not me.<br>(08): Eurm.<br>(09): Probably. What's "that"?<br>(10): Charles Capps.<br>(11): A pink luv'n wussie. Who likes pink.<br>(12): Because you're you.<br>(13): .......probably a god.<br>(14): DEATH TO DS9.<br>(15): Voyager isn't TRYING to emulate TNG. Can't anyone SEE that!? And it DEFINATELY isn't trying to emulate DS9, because DS9 sucks and Voyager doesen't. So what's the answer, people? (DUH!) Voyager is it's own show with it's own standards. Don't like it? <i>Whoever said you had to WATCH it</i>?<br>(16): Do I want to know?<br>(17): No.<br>(18): Yes.<br>(19): I do! It's, "trinitro-toluene = <i>x</i>." <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif"><br>(20): I second Charles' Q#20.<P>------------------<BR>(Insert witty, attention-grabbing and extremely cool signature that inspires envy from all who see it Here.)<p> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Baloo</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,1,0,4,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 01, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:04 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. What does Charles do all day?<br><OL>As an omniscient multidimensional creature, I consider it the nadir of bad taste to reveal personal details of others' lives. Besides, I know in advance that you do not want to know.</OL><p>2. Will we all succumb to Jubilee's insatiable sex drive?<br><OL>Not for me, thanks. I succumbed to my own insatiable sex drive (not to be confused with the satiable curry drive), and have Children enough already. Only one, mind you, but I <i>swear</i> he's mastered secrets of space/time distortion that I can barely fathom. Example: How can someone with such short legs run so fast? Especially when he's gotten something Daddy doesn't want him to have?</ol><p>3. Curry or Chocolate?<br><OL><Font size=+1>C</font>hocolate, most definitely.</OL><p>4. Transcoms or Capcoms forever?<br><OL>Oh, dear God in heaven, I should hope not!</ol><p>5. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?<br><OL>African or European?</OL><p>6. Can you only eat just one?<br><OL>In one sitting, perhaps, but not over a lifetime.</OL><p>7. Who wants to see a Montgomery Interrogation?!<br><OL>I shall remain tastefully silent regarding the previous question.</OL><p>8. Where is Sol, and have we bugged him enough to judge the Banner Competition?<br><OL>I don't know where he is, but if he hasn't snapped and gone postal on us, I suppose he could tolerate some more bugging.</OL><p>9. Does my bum look big in that?<br><OL>I answer with another question: That wasn't your <I>car</I>?</OL><p>10. Who is the number one poster(no gloating, please)?<br><OL>African or European?</OL><p>11. Who ever came up with pink lemonade, and why does it have to be pink?<br><OL>I'm glad you asked that!<p>Pink lemonade was invented in 1921 by Irving Feinsmoggle, a horticulturist from Perth Amboy. It seems that Irving had been a lifelong teetotaler and felt a burning desire to create the ultimate non-alcoholic beverage to celebrate Prohibition. To commemorate the event, he created a cross between a lemon and a pink grapefruit: The pink <I>LEMON</I>!<p>The pink lemon is still quite a rare fruit, but makes a superior grade of lemonade. Genuine pink lemonade is made from these rare fruits, but it is common practice for unscrupulous lemonade vendors to add pink coloring to ordinary lemonade and allow the customer to assume the product was made of the finer lemons.</OL><p>12. Why me?!?!<br><OL>Because we like you. Now shuddap and siddown!</OL><p>13. Is Charles a god, or just a lesser diety?<br><OL>Hmmm... Actually, I think he's a lesser diet<I>er</I>. Of course, if he's up for godhood, I'd like to see how well he scored on the Transcendental Being Aptitude Battery (TBAB) before rendering a judgement.</OL><p>14. Why don't we set aside our differences and concentrate on the real life problems that plague the world...like what is going to happen to DS9 after this last season?!?!<br><OL>Because each and every one of us is an obsessive/compulsive evangelist for our own point of view and cannot tolerate differing viewpoints.<p>Except, of course, for me.</OL><p>15. Will Voyager ever meet the standards set in TNG and DS9 as far as classic Trekking goes?<br><OL>That depends. What are the prospects of porcine aviation at this time?</OL><p>16. What is exactly Liam's thing, and when does he do it?<br><OL>It's Liam's <I>own</I> thing, and I'm certain I do not want to know the tawdry details.</OL><p>17. Anyone heard of the Moody Blues? They're my favorite band.<br><OL>Yes I have. A lot of people like their music, so I'll suppose they'll be happy to accept your endorsement, as long as you buy their albums.</OL><p>18. Did I ask too many Charles questions in hopes of getting many posts?<br><OL>I believe you know the answer to that question better than I.</OL><p>19. Anyone know the chemical formula for trinitro-toluene?<br><OL>Yes, but considering recent events, I think I shall keep this knowledge to myself.</OL><p>20. Who is the Walrus?<br><OL>He's a guy who works in my office. How did you know about him?</OL><p>------------------<br>I just hope that no one in heaven wears stupid T-Shirts that say �I Survived the End of the World and all I got was this crummy T-shirt!�<p><small>[This message was edited by Baloo on May 01, 1999.]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jubilee McGann</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,1,0,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 01, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:11 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *sits down and takes a crack at some original answers*<p>1. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.<br>2. What you all dont' realize is that I have set all my messages to subliminally condition you all to become sexually perverted little Freaks that will do my bidding without question.... <br>*looks up* Oh shoot! I told you my plan, now I'll have to kill you all...<br>3. Chocolate. Melted, preferrably. Brushed on skin, best. <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/wink.gif"><br>4. Capcoms. Definitly. Without question.<br>5. "I don't know...." *boom* "ahhhhhhhh!!!"<br>6. *RaE*.. That depends on what you're eating....<br>7. *GRIN* ... I promise to make it interesting.....<br>8. Out......doing something. And no, we havn't. *gets out her bag o fun* We shall torture him. It has been seen.<br>9. Hmmmmm.... yes, Kahki is a bad colour for you. Perhaps something in black? .... <br>10. Wasn't it FrankG last we checked?<br>11. I searched for an hour on the net, and the only thing I could find was something on what makes Pink Lemonade Pink: Grenadine.<br>12. Because you're the only crazy enough.<br>13. A God. You had to ask? *a lightning bolt comes down from the heavens and smites him*<br>14. I could answer that one, but as someone who's barely set eyes on a TV in the last 5 months, you wouldn't appreciate my answer.<br>15. Same applies here.<br>16. Uhmmm..... Well, you see.. it's... er.... <br>Ask Liam. I can't tell, I was sworn to secrecy.<br>17. The Moody Blues.. heard of them, yes. Still listen to/recognize thier music? no.<br>18. Not at all.... *snicker*<br>19. The only reason I passed chemistry is because........... *leaves that to wallow in the depths of innuendo*<br>20. John Lennon .. since he was the one singing the song.<P>------------------<BR>"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."<br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jordan</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,1,3,49,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 01, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:49 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Damn you Jeff...I love 20 question and I just can't pass this one up....<p>1. He worships himself.<br>2. Absa-fraggin-lutely NOT!<br>3. Chocolate. Curry, well, I be allergic to it<br>4. Huh?<br>5. About Warp Factor 6. Unless it's 140 meters long then it's WF 8!<br>6. I've never stopped after the first one, so I dunno.<br>7. Will there be sex? Violence? Knashing of teeth? Count me in!<br>8. Sol went to Z'ha'bed.<br>9. And so does mine, so shaddup!<br>10. *Vorlon speak* The avalanche has allready started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote....<br>11. It's a conspiracy.<br>12. Why? Because we LOVE you!<br>13. Charles ain't even a deity. And worshipping him is BAD.<br>14. Dunno. I'll be gone from here after that happens.<br>15. PFAH! Are you insane? DS9 forever...Voyager, NEVER!<br>16. About 6 and a half inches and often. Or so i'm told. :-)<br>17. Yes and they've played here in P-Cola at the Sanger Theater<br>18. Don't you know? Charles questions is SURE to guarantee posts. Unlike me.<br>19. Ain't that TNT?<br>20. Should the question be: "Who is the Manatee"?<p>(T-minus 5 weeks and counting)<P>------------------<BR>Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...<p>Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...<br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Sol System</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,1,4,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 01, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:08 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1.) Apparently, he is hard at work holding together the very fabric of the universe. Atlas Capps.<p>2.) We aren't that lucky. Or at least I'm not.<p>3.) Chocolate, I suppose. It's easier to get.<p>4.) Capcoms.<p>5.) An unladen swallow, as in a massless swallow? 300,000 k/s, roughly.<p>6.) Contrary to what Mr. Leno claims, yes.<p>7.) That depends.<p>8.) At the time of your post, I was having lunch at this nice Mexican place. I had the cheese enchiladas, among other things. The banner WILL be judged before this planet is sealed in an icebox.<p>9.) I refuse to look.<p>10.) What they said.<p>11.) All ready answered.<p>12.) Why not?<p>13.) God defined how?<p>14.) I give up. Why don't we?<p>15.) Meet them? Sure. Maintain them? Who can say?<p>16.) Liam IS his thing, as such he is always doing it. He's a cool cat.<p>17.) Yes.<p>18.) Charles is what we like to call a "post magnet." It seems unlikely one would invoke his name without comprehending the powers involved.<p>19.) I'm sure someone does.<p>20.) Someone took my answer. But I did tell you about the fool on the hill.<P>------------------<BR>"It was sweet, like lead paint's sweet, but the aftereffects left me paralyzed."<br>--<br>They Might Be Giants <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>First of Two</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,1,11,21,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 01, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:21 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. Plots to take over the world, remember?<br>2. GODDESS, I hope so!!!<br>3. Spam.<br>4. Smurfcoms!<br>5. With or without Impulse Engines?<br>6. Well, only one at a time, anyway. <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/wink.gif"><br>7. YECCH!<br>8. The center of the solar system, and how DO you bug a giant ball of hydrogen?<br>9. Yes.<br>10. I'm number one! (oh, you mean with the MOST posts... dunno, dunncare.)<br>11. I did. Because.<br>12. Better you than me.<br>13. Definitely a God.. of what, I'm not sure.<br>14. I don't wanna!<br>15. Probably not.<br>16. I could tell you, but I don't want your brain to explode.<br>17. "Nights in white satin, never reaching the end..."<br>18. Yes.<br>19. Not sure, but it's delicious.<br>20. The walrus is a pinniped.<P>------------------<BR>You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!<p> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Montgomery</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,4,15,56,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 04, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:56 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1. Given recent developments I wouldn't be a gentleman if I commented.<p>2. No. I've already lost my heart somewhere else... *starts to float off until rope round his leg stops him*<p>3. Choc-o-lah!!<p>4. TRANSCOMS! MUCH FUNNIER! <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif"><p>5. Just a minute while i shoot one....<p>6. Hell, no! *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*<p>7. Er...that may not be wise.<p>8. You are in Sol. We are all in Sol. Indeed, in a strict scientific sense, we are all PART of Sol System. *scratches* <IMG SRC="http://solareclipse.net/Forums/smile.gif"><p>9. Aye, carumba!<p>10. Classic Quote!<br>"It's me! I'm the gratest! I'm No.1!"<br>"To me you look like No.2.. if ya get what I mean..."<p>11. Dunno<p>12. Well <i>I</i> was having my face done, so...<p>13. He's just a man....Nothing but a man...<br>*Queen starts to sing in background*<p>14. No movie. Ain't gonna work.<p>15. >8P Bah! Monty like Captain Kate. So there!<p>16. *eyes widen*<br>Be at the busstop on the main road at 10 o'clock tonight. Come alone. I'll bring the photo evidence... I'll expect a commission you know.<p>17. Nope<p>18. YES<p>19. See above<p>20. Let's get this straight. We are ALL the Eggmen, but only I am the Walrus. OK?<p><P>------------------<BR><b>"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"</b><br> - Vic Reeves<br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Cargile</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,10,0,13,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:13 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 2). Nope. I hate sex. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Tahna Los</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,10,1,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:01 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1) Um........<br>2) I'm trying my best to resist right now.......<br>3) Chocolate for Snack, Curry Potatoes for Dinner.<br>4) CapComs, cuz I've just bound and gagged Krenim and put him in my closet. Y'all won't be hearing from him for quite a while.<br>5) Um........<br>6) I ate a "just one" once, it was quite tasty, if you ask me.<br>7) Um........<br>8) Someone start the Interrogation of Sol System.<br>9) Um........<br>10) Not me.<br>11) Um........<br>12) Because......<br>13) If you say that CC is a lesser deity, he'll come upon you with his "Smite-o-Matic 2000".<br>14) Um........<br>15) Um........<br>16) Um........<br>17) *chants* U2!!! U2!!! U2!!! U2!!!<br>18) Um........<br>19) Simple: light fire in fuse, run like hell, and Boom!!!!<br>20) Um........<P>------------------<BR>I can resist anything.......<br>Except Temptation <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>The Excalibur</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,10,9,44,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:44 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> 1 through 19. Vorlon speak "yes"<br>20. I refer you to "Glass Onion" (Here's another clue for you all, the Walrus is Paul.<P>------------------<BR><b>SHATTERED MIRROR</b><p><p><p><p> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Daryus Aden</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,10,11,12,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:12 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I have taken divine note. The battle lines are drawn. We will know who shall rule soon enough.<p><br>Oh yeah, 1-20 with the exception of 3, which I don't need to answer.<p>1-20 = Wubble.<P>------------------<BR>'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'<p>'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.<p><br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Krenim</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,4,10,12,35,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">May 10, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:35 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *Uses the Matrix to escape the closet*<p>*Ravage speak*<p>TransComs forever!<p>*Hides*<P>------------------<BR>Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.<br>Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.<p>-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir." <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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