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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

I don't.

I eat.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Wow...here I was thinkin Cargile was a talking vacuum cleaner....*phew*

Thanks, dude.

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Posted by monkeyboy on :

Or maybe...... he means that he..

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I did'nt do it.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Maybe he bites.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Either I have an exceptionally dirty mind, or...

Or what? I'm not entirely sure. At any rate, good for you, Cargile.

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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

There aren't enough female responces. . .

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"There are always bigger tits."

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

True. The female contingent of the forum fans is rather small.

Posted by Jamaharon on :

We need to resupply our contingient of females here! Especially one around 15 years old...

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

What _I_ do is none of your business.

It's an ancient secret, known only to Masters of the Art of Tung Long.

It works, though. But you need a tarpaulin.

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

A tarpulin? What can you do on a tarpulin, that you can't do in a more comfortable place?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I don't suck either.

I swallow.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Oi!!!

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Er.......

That's it, I'm outta here.

Good luck, Cargile.

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

You guys are sick... truly sick....

*walks off shaking her head*

;-)

~LOA

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*covers eyes* *tries to keep her stomach down* *runs back out holding hand over mouth* puh lease!

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Um...Jubes, there's only one person that needs to know that. Not all of us.

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meeee....

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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

Lollipops. I don't suck them, I eat them.

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"There are always bigger tits."

Qui-Gon Jinn in Mos Espa's sleaziest adult nightclub.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

*ponders*

But you can't do the second without the first...

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Warped: The tarpaulin is to keep from ruining the sheets.. or the rug, or the couch cushions, or what-have-you. Effluvia, you know.

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Posted by Deep6 on :

Ok, survey time......Who here sucks and who doesnt?

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*slaps forehead and walks out*

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Suck what? I rarely suck. I don't use drinking straws, and I don't eat lollypops. I don't suck...er..you know..., and I don't suck my thumb. My life sucks though.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

'Twas a JOKE, people!! .. Come on, I have a reputation to uphold, here......

In all seriousness, i'm not telling WHAT I do.... because it really ISN'T any of your business....

I was only trying to be funny......

*shakes her head and walks away*

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