*reattaches fingers*
I've archived such gems as DT's famous virtual doorslam and more Christian rants than I care to remember. Everything posted before April 21, which, [plugmode] incidentally was the same day as the grand re-opening of The Breen System [/plugmode] and of course the Equinox (a holy day in the Cult of the Capps).
So take a pleasant if a bit disturbing trip down memory lane and check out my humble archive...
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"Potatoe"
-Dan Quayle
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
~Kent Brockman
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WHO ARE YOU
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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.
And there we are, on the ground, Milo having moved out, finding out that the Serbs were INDEED being very bad boys during the occupation, almost Cardassianlike, in fact, and being cheered in by the remaining Albanian populace.
So :P
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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"