Celery anyone?
--Baloo
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It's perfectly logical. Except for this little bit right here.
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
Whups! Forgot to solocit commentary. This should be fun. BTW, The_Tom, I only posted this here because there is some non-zero chance that someone will refuse to see the humor of (or otherwise take offense at) the imagery found at that site.
[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited August 22, 1999).]
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"Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage"
Field Marshal Military Project
http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net
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"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."
Bette Davis - Old Acquaintance
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
However, that IS a neat panty trick... I wonder if I can get MY panties to do that? Probably takes alot of work. Hmm.
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"Elevator to hell, going up." - What Dreams May Come
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"It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Pack your bags, up and leave. Don't you dare come running back to me.
It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Close the door behind, leave your key. I'd rather be alone than unhappy."
-Whitney Houston
Michael_T: OoOOOOHHhhhh.... Romantic!!!!..... *grin* Rose petals, candles.... I bet you have a feather fetish, too....... a man after my own heart, you are..
*runs off before charles smites her*
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�From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�
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"It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Pack your bags, up and leave. Don't you dare come running back to me.
It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Close the door behind, leave your key. I'd rather be alone than unhappy."
-Whitney Houston
I wish my Michael had the same fantasies...hehehe...that does sound completely romantic.
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"You're just about as useful as .JPGs to Helen Keller."
- Weird Al (It's All About The Pentiums)
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"Something I can't comprehend. Something so complex and couched in its equation. So dense that light cannot escape from."
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Soul Coughing
o_O
What's so very pornographic about a FIG LEAF?
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�From Me all things proceed and unto Me they must return. Let My worship be in the heart that rejoices, for behold � all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honor and humility, mirth and reverence within you. ... Know the Mystery: for if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without. For behold, I have been with you from the beginning, and I am that which is attained at the end of desire.�
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"Something I can't comprehend. Something so complex and couched in its equation. So dense that light cannot escape from."
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Soul Coughing
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"It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Pack your bags, up and leave. Don't you dare come running back to me.
It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Close the door behind, leave your key. I'd rather be alone than unhappy."
-Whitney Houston
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Is it getting better?
Or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now,
You've got someone to blame.