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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
The following link contains racy pictures painted during the 1950s. If you are immature, do not enter. Otherwise, go have a look at the Art of Art Frahm.

Celery anyone?

--Baloo

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Whups! Forgot to solocit commentary. This should be fun. BTW, The_Tom, I only posted this here because there is some non-zero chance that someone will refuse to see the humor of (or otherwise take offense at) the imagery found at that site.

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
You have to admit he has a knack with the pencil. Though perhaps a flagpole, at half mast, would be in order?

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Posted by Feste on :
 
Perhaps the celery is stalking her.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 
Hummmmmm! A whole new way to look at Celery!

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
I will never look at celery the same way again.

However, that IS a neat panty trick... I wonder if I can get MY panties to do that? Probably takes alot of work. Hmm.

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
*grin@that thought*
 
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Woops, I nearly posted my own fantasies that involved a four-post bed covered with rose petals, a cabin lit by candles, a jacuzzi at the back of the cabin, and handcuffs. OH Snit...
Okay, those pictures were very "amusing" to say the least, but does nothing for my sexual desire since I have a boyfriend. I guess the guy had a lot of time on his hands...

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It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Close the door behind, leave your key. I'd rather be alone than unhappy."

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*grin@Charles grinning*

Michael_T: OoOOOOHHhhhh.... Romantic!!!!..... *grin* Rose petals, candles.... I bet you have a feather fetish, too....... a man after my own heart, you are..
*runs off before charles smites her*

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Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
My boyfriend likes the fact that I am a hopeless romantic. He says it's hard to find guys like me who are.

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"It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Pack your bags, up and leave. Don't you dare come running back to me.

It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Close the door behind, leave your key. I'd rather be alone than unhappy."

-Whitney Houston

 


Posted by Dani (Member # 57) on :
 
Hmmm...Jubes you could do that...maybe just puy some panties that are a couple sizes too big. Bingo.

I wish my Michael had the same fantasies...hehehe...that does sound completely romantic.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
You're supposed to bewitched, bothered, and bewildered here, people, not romantic! Now shape up or I'll post a link to Victorian pornography. You think THIS is odd...

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
VICTORIAN pornography?!

o_O

What's so very pornographic about a FIG LEAF?

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
You poor, sheltered child.

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Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Well, I don't think I want to see that. It may give me some ideas about a weekend getaway or something...

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"It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Pack your bags, up and leave. Don't you dare come running back to me.

It's not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it anyway. Close the door behind, leave your key. I'd rather be alone than unhappy."

-Whitney Houston

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
I find it very fascinating. Especially the "Salt Vampire" look.

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