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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

http://www.nationalpost.com/home.asp?f=000612/315177.html

Someone put Jane Stewart (or whoever the moron who approved of this) out of OUR misery!!!!!

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Yep, leftist program.
Buzzwords: "cultural," "maligned," "misunderstood," "sociology," "shatter stereotypes."
That's a lot of money that could have paid the living wages of a few poor people.

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Heh...where do I sign up? I research well...

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Posted by BlueElectron (Member # 281) on :

Professor Becki Ross of UBC:

- "I see it as an art form"
- "It's absolutely something to be proud of"

People with commmon sense:
- "Professor Becki Ross is indeed, a moron."

This can be concluded in a simple mathmatical equation:

Variable "Money" + Variable "Morons" = Variable "Dead Tax Payers" +

"Money" = $50,000

"Morons" = Professor dumb ass, aka Becki Ross, plus the idiots in federal government who can't find good use of tax payers money.

"Dead Tax Payers" = Good citizens who laughed(or cried) so hard and die of suffication.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Yup, I guess culture is a leftist word. I'm happy yo have it.

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

$ 50,000!

That's a lot of folded $ 1 bills!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

What's worse, the government paid for this textbook I got once with pictures of some slutty Italian statue in it! I think it was called "The Erotic Adventure of David".

The most mundane thing I ever heard was about this guy who woke up once.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Stripping is not a cultural art form.
Although it is a means of entertainment.
It certainly doesn't require a $50,000 grant to write a history of it in book form.

"One day somebody decided it would be profitable to have women remove their clothing in front of groups of men for money."
"A lot of men liked this idea."
"Some women objected, while others made a living from it that they might not otherwise have made."
"Then some fool decided to write a history of it, and conned a gullible government into thinking it was relevant."
"THE END."

Where's my 50 grand?

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I ate it. Sorry.

(See, because it's like those 100 Grand commercials. Get it? Get it? Huh?)

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

That was probably the most mundane thing I ever heard. 100 grand? Sheesh.

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Posted by BlueElectron (Member # 281) on :

100 grads is nothing compare to the e-trade commercial for the 30th Super Bowl.

It cost 2 million big ones!

But man, you gotta love that orangutan!

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

chimp, I thought. Orangutans are orange, have smaller ears, and can be found with all the best dialogue in a Terry Pratchett novel.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I regard that last remark as demeaning to all bears (except, perhaps that ratty-looking fellow in the Molsen commercials who hasn't got the sense to get a 21-year-old bear to buy his beer for him). I hereby demand an apology for having offended my gentle sensibilities. [/rant]

Having said that, how can I sign up for that research job?

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

get in line, Baloo.

I'm not no so much looking to get a job in research, just get re-imbursed for all the, uh, unofficial research I've already done.

yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by Constellation of One (Member # 332) on :

Granted, this "study" is based in Canada, but it sounds like the sort of thing Bill Clinton would be supporting. I can see it all now: "Hilary, honey, its all for a good cause! Really! We need to help these poor ladies hands on! Er, face to face! Er, one on one! I have to read this stuff - its part of the job!"

You don't think the Clinton One World Government Conspiracy has infiltrated Canada, do you?

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