Oh, BTW, this article is about a week old. I do not claim any responsibility in any failure to understand certain parts of the article.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
IDIC
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"[Smith] ran on an agenda that was revolutionary for his time -- a 45 cent minimum wage, limiting the workweek to six days, building a bridge to the 1930's -- and I want to say it's quite a tribute to Al Smith that Governor Bush has adopted the same agenda." - Al Gore
Third-party impartial decision-making at its finest, eh? :-)
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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"
Nothing like being right in the middle of a fight when you're suddenly lifted in the air by those little hairs on the back of your neck, held for a moment, and set down with the words "I don't CARE who started it!! Stop it NOW, or I'll beat the hell out of BOTH of you."
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
Actually, almost all of the blokes me age have shaved (or at least short) hair there. Here, your hair gets longer through your teenage years, then gets really short when you become an "adult" (ie, you get served in pubs). I don't want to make blanket statements, but all men with long hair are gay.
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
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I'm not gay, and my girlfriend can confirm that for you. 
I am going to get it cut though, it tends to get in the way of strenuous activities. 
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Where's the bathroom on this ship?
Afterall, I'm his girlfriend; I'm the one fucking him.But the long hair is going...
We'll behave though.
Oh, and guys with long hair are gay, no matter what anybody says.
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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods
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"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"
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"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-Yasir Arafat on religious wars
Strange, all the girls here either have strong religious beliefs, or are fucking people less attractive than me*. Damn it.
*Liam lives in his own little world, and if he believes that he is attractive, then he is.
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
As long as we're going off on hairstyles, _I_ hate the goddamn rat-tail/mullet hairstyle, GOD, I've never seen anybody that that cut didn't look absolutely SUBHUMAN on.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods
Note: Stereotyping just promotes ignorance and annoys me.
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"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"
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Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican
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Gore/Lieberman 2000 - a step forward into the new millennium
Which, by American standards, isn't much land-mass at all, is it?
I'd dispute "arrogant". "Loud" is true. "Doesn't think things through" is true. "Annoys uptight people" is definetly true.
Er, can you stereotype one person? Surely that's just "describing"?
"Note: Stereotyping just promotes ignorance and annoys me."
Unless it's about mullet's. Or the anti-mullet (the balding-with-long-back-hair look). Or men with pony-tails. In which case it's 100% true.
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
Ironic this is going on in a thread about two guys who found peace despite their nationalities.
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"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'"