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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

I was going to put this in the Officers Lounge but decided to put it in the Flameboard in case some people here have a chip in their shoulder about taxes

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[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited January 24, 2001).]

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

*Raises eyebrow*

Ooookay?

Not that I mind the whole tax thing, but I just think they should just give you a check for the refund or a bill. They know how much you should have paid, why go through all the hassle of making you do your own taxes?

I don't know. I just think it's like psychological. Kinda like your dad sending you out to find something for him to beat you with.

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

It's just that I saw a program on television about these confederation types who live in the Rockies and are paranoid about the government coming to get them.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

All my ex'es live in Texas.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

That's from a song, right?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Obviously. In the real world which we live in, Sol's ex's span the length and breadth of the globe. There's not a town in existence that hasn't felt the presence of Simon "Eiffel Tower" Sizer.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Well, virtually everyone - man, woman, shemale, robot - is Sol's ex. Do you actually think he can stand up without causing someone in an adjacent country to moan and wither in the satisfying secret sensual sensation that is superenormously stimulating shafted Simon 'Sol System' Sizer?

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

So you're saying that Sol is a contemporary Zeus? Mating away with just about anything that holds still long enough? The thought is a dangerous one.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

But also strangely erotic.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Thank you.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Hey, Sol, link for Chap. 3 ain't working ...

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Once again, I find myself stuck in this thread's headlights like a deer.

Oh and Sol has a big dick. Whooooooooopee.

Check, please!

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Why post, if you'll not praise it?

If you do not think it is a big deal, (and it is a big deal. Very, very big.), then, my friend, you are unworthy.

Welcome to not-cool-ville. Population = You.

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Irony ensues.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Richard Roundtree after ingesting an elephant cannot hold a candle to Mr. Sizer.

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*WAILS*

UM said I was not cool!

But seriously, ummm...the reason why I would never DO such a thing is because, well...it's a perverted thing to do so :-P

*hee*

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