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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

The oil companies are at the prices again... but....

You think a gallon of gasoline is expensive?

Diet Snapple 16oz for $1.29 equals $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16oz for $1.19 equals $ 9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20oz for $1.59 equals $ 10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16oz for $1.25 equals $ 10.00 per gallon
Pint of milk 16oz for $1.59 equals $12.72 per gallon
STP Brake Fluid 12oz for $3.15 equals $ 33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6oz for $8.35 equals $ 178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4oz for $3.85 equals $123.20 per gallon
Whiteout 7oz for $1.39 equals $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5oz for $0.99 equals $ 84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...... Evian water 9oz for $1.49 equals $ 21.19
per gallon .....$21.19 FOR WATER!!

You get the idea?? So next time you're at the pump, be glad your car
doesn't run on Nyquil, or Scope, or Whiteout!!!!

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

My car doesn't run on Scope, but the hobos down in my local shantly-land sure do. And Nyquil. If they're homeless, where do they get the money?

I should be homeless too. But without the whole Heroin addiction thing.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

How about a heroine addiction, then? Mmm...

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

Deja vu.

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