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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

AP - Jan 2

Although he has been out of office for nearly a year, a Special Prosecutor was named to investigate claims that Bill Clinton ordered the hit on his pet Buddy, who was killed "accidently" by a car in upstate New York.

"We'll get him this time!" the Special Prosecutor was quoted. "Who cares about wasting tax payers' dollars when we can carry out a vendetta against that prick!"

In related news, George W. Bush announced a tax hike to cover the cost of the Republican vendetta against the former President.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

C+ for effort. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Funny.

Oh, wait...

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Jeff, you're slipping, man. [Razz]

For being unfunny and being essentially irrelevant, I hereby sentence this thread to the padlock.