Okay, this is where you can gloat about how much better your area of the world is over the rest....
So, gloat away......
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on January 14, 2002 12:25 PM:
Baltimore is going to the superbowl ... nyah nyah nyah!
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on January 14, 2002 03:41 PM:
Los Angeles was 81 degrees a couple of days ago.
Need I say more?
[ January 14, 2002: Message edited by: Jay the Obscure ]
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on January 14, 2002 04:56 PM:
I'm getting laid this weekend. It's probably (85% chance) going to be a threesome.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 14, 2002 11:44 PM:
I can bring my partner to the 'big O' just by kissing her.
The Steelers will go to the superbowl, and if Baltimore makes it there, they will be devoured like Jabba the Hutt eats small animals. Yum. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on January 15, 2002 01:08 AM:
Famous last words.
Bye-bye, Pittsburgh ...
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 15, 2002 02:50 AM:
Im sorry, I was wrong. Baltimore and the Steelers can't possibly meet in the Superbowl...
Because they're playing this coming weekend, and Baltimore will be eliminated then. Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on January 15, 2002 04:53 AM:
As I've said before, bye-bye Steelers!
And weren't you the guy who called football "Atavistic jingoism"?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on January 15, 2002 04:59 AM:
"Big O?" Sounds like some Florida Chamber of Commerce/Tourist Board slogan for Orlando. . .
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 15, 2002 05:21 AM:
Snay: No, that was Teddy Roosevelt.
Hey, just because I don't care for football doesn't mean I can't root for my guys to beat your guys.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on January 15, 2002 05:36 AM:
Copying Teddy now, are we?
Steelers are going down.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 15, 2002 05:40 AM:
The Ravens had their shot. Nevermore.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on January 15, 2002 06:36 AM:
The Ravens got their shot and won last year.
Why should it be 'nevermore' now? Well, we'll go marching over ya' again this Sunday, never fear.
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on January 15, 2002 08:37 AM:
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on January 15, 2002 10:17 AM:
LOL!
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on January 15, 2002 10:22 AM:
Ya, GO Leafs Go.
You guys shouldn't be worried about football, come on any sport where you can run out of bounds is for pussies anyway.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on January 15, 2002 01:42 PM:
"I can bring my partner to the 'big O' just by kissing her."
Surely that'd just be inconvenient? Don't you ever have to kiss your parents?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on January 15, 2002 11:28 PM:
Yeah, it'd be better than the Vulcan neck Pinch for incapacitating people. You should fight crime.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 16, 2002 01:07 AM:
No, I stopped kissing my parents when I was 10.
And previous to J, I han't ever been this deeply involved, which explains why it hadn't happened before. (Although I did once surprise a girl who told me she simply couldn't reach that point. -- Ah, the benefits of a little hard work...)
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on January 16, 2002 01:36 AM:
I like girls
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on January 16, 2002 09:42 AM:
^Funny, that.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on January 16, 2002 12:23 PM:
"No, I stopped kissing my parents when I was 10."
I feel your pain.
"And previous to J, I han't ever been this deeply involved, which explains why it hadn't happened before."
You know, bringing a girl to orgasm with a kiss really isn't a good thing. It takes almost all the fun out of it.
Posted by Lost (Member # 417) on January 16, 2002 12:32 PM:
mmmmmm, I've heard of it before, but never first hand... er first's lips....
Toe curling foreplay, followed by a g-spot tease.....
Go First Go
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on January 17, 2002 12:31 PM:
If First can make his girl do the "yes yes yes" thing just by giving her a quick peck, then the last thing he needs is encouragement.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on January 17, 2002 01:31 PM:
Yeah, so...no laid for me this weekend. Flo came to town. So...laid next week.
Meanwhile, my friend Johannah is trying to smash me together with her friend Julia. Whee.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on January 17, 2002 02:40 PM:
Shiki, you're an unusual carrot in the garden of life.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 17, 2002 10:47 PM:
I never said it was a quick peck. It takes a full-press kiss.
As for what ELSE I can do... last time, she lost count after eighteen.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on January 17, 2002 11:44 PM:
"All jocks think about is sports. All NERDS think about is SEX." --Louis Skolnick, to Betty Childs, "Revenge Of The Nerds"
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on January 17, 2002 11:44 PM:
18 is that mm, guys she would rather be with,times you disapointed her sexually, girls she would rather be with, or dollars she was willing to pay for you to leave her alone.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on January 18, 2002 12:23 AM:
I think he meant multiple O's. Can't be that good, then, if she has sufficient presence of mind to COUNT them.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on January 18, 2002 01:16 AM:
Uh, let's leave Rob alone, m'kay? This is getting kind of harsh.
But there are generally three types of girls: easy to O, hard to O, damn near impossible to O.
From what Rob's said, I think he has an 'impossible to O', which is (generally) a girl who has to be *completely* comfortable with just about every aspect of her guy before she can. And because she's with a guy she's comfortable with, she's now easy to O ... with him.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 18, 2002 02:56 AM:
Well-reasoned and thought out. Entirely correct.
(Don't let it go to your head, it may be the only time you ever hear me say that.) Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on January 18, 2002 03:19 AM:
Yes, well, we all know what happened when I said "he's right!" about Omega's answer in an SSA ...
Posted by thoughtcriminal84 (Member # 480) on January 19, 2002 10:34 AM:
it's good to know i'm not the only one here who reads maxim magazine. Posted by Lost (Member # 417) on January 19, 2002 02:31 PM:
What is rough is when they push you away, then ask you to peel off their skin, 'cuase that is still over sensitive...... Makes afterplay a pain, can't touch her cause she still twitching...... neat to watch though.....
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on January 20, 2002 05:06 AM:
You really should stop going out with snakes, Lost.
"Meanwhile, my friend Johannah is trying to smash me together with her friend Julia. Whee."
A similar thing happened to Megatron and Ratchet. Messy.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on January 20, 2002 10:33 AM:
Hang on a second, why are we saying "O" here anyway? Orgasm, goddamn it. Cum, Ejaculate, Climax, and so on. How, er, hard is that? 8)
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on January 20, 2002 11:03 AM:
It depends how long it's been since the person ejaculated, I guess.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on January 20, 2002 09:06 PM:
Well, given there's a thread devoted to vomiting frequency, I suppose we could start another one on just this subject. . . 8)
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on January 21, 2002 12:38 AM:
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: "Meanwhile, my friend Johannah is trying to smash me together with her friend Julia. Whee."
A similar thing happened to Megatron and Ratchet. Messy.
Yeah, but Megsy & Ratchet at least had some form of compatibility. I like Julia & think she's great material for the sexxing, but there's no real foundation for anything there.
Not that that's stopped me before, mind you.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on January 21, 2002 02:41 AM:
Oh, and since this thread was originally about GLOATING...
BYE-BYE, RAVENS!!!
HA!
Not just beaten, HUMILIATED.
Next Stop, New England. Patriot Games. I don't know how that one's gonna go yet, but it doesn't matter, as long as the Ravens got beat.
[ January 21, 2002: Message edited by: First of Two ]
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on January 21, 2002 03:24 AM:
Oh. We were talking about ejaculating?
I thought First had the uncanny ability to drive to Montreal and catch an Expos game at the Olympic Stadium, merely with a kiss.
Granted, the Expos de Washington aren't that spectacular, but we really shouldn't use such confusing terms. We've got enough incoherent, illiterate Pusswinks here as it is.
[ January 21, 2002: Message edited by: Ultra Magnus ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on January 21, 2002 03:30 AM:
Megatron and Ratchet had compatability? One was evil, one was good. One was an ambulence, one was a gun. One sounded like Papa Smurf, the other sounded like Freddie from Scooby Doo. 'Bout the only thing they had in common was that they were both white (ish).
You have appalling low standards Shik. Or you're a robotic racist.
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