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Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

What ever happened to your separation of church and state?
http://www.sptimes.com/News/112901/Citrus/Mayor_banishes_Satan_.shtml

Apparently this woman believes that God appointed her to be Mayor Of Inglis.

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Well, I'm on a mission from God.

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

Well, I wonder what's in your job description then.

Posted by OnToMars (Member # 621) on :

quote:
"You're either with God or against him,"

::sigh::

quote:
"We've gone so far in the separation of church and state it's almost like Christians don't have rights anymore."

::sigh::

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"You're either with God or against him..."

I'm against.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Whether or not I'm with or against God depends on which God or version of God we eventually find out really exists.

Didja know Batman kept secret files on how to disable or destroy the other superheroes, if it became necessary?

Where's the Gods and Goddesses file?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Thor isn't in the DC universe.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Why is this here?

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

This is what we get for allowing senior citizens to smoke weed.

If I hadn't just started a new job, this would be time for a road trip. It's time the Minions of Darkness fought back! }:I

Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :

That article sounds A LOT like an Onion article.

"Satan declined comment on his banning..."

Posted by thoughtcriminal84 (Member # 480) on :

Batmans secret files weren't that good. The JLA would've beaten Ra's al Ghul somehow.

At work we took a vote and banned Satan. And the easter bunny, and Santa. Oh, and the Pope, because he looks funny in his little hat.

Enforcing it hasn't been a problem, so far. But we're afraid of violating discrimination laws, so if any of them show up, I'm not sure what I'll do.

[ January 29, 2002, 23:42: Message edited by: thoughtcriminal84 ]

Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :

"You're either with God or against him..."

Ha. Isn't that similar to what bin Laden said? How about Bush's tirade about being either good or evil or some other such non-existent dichotomy?

Posted by Lost (Member # 417) on :

She's also waiting for Elvis to return....

Elvis ---- Evils

mmmmmm, could it be..... SATAN?????

[Smile]

Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :

Batman even had secret Kryptonite bullets.. in case he needs to drop Supes one day. The ultimate precaution.

And in situations involving Gods, the New Gods could hook him up with a MotherBox, via Mr. Miracle probably. And knowing Scott Free and also Wonder Woman has given him insight into the strencths and weaknesses of the Greek Pantheon and also their cousins from Darkseid's Apokolips and New Genesis.

G'night

Posted by thoughtcriminal84 (Member # 480) on :

just because Wizard thinks Batman can take the JLA doesn't mean I have to agree. [Smile]

There is no way Batman could defeat them. Nothing against bats, but jesus...Lex Luthor has surely thought of Kryptonite bullets before. He had a kryptonite ring, for god's sakes...

as far as the New Gods...they haven't been good in years. Kirby's death saw to that.

(all in fun, all in fun) [Smile]