I always SAID the French were fucked in the head..
PROGRAM OF THE FRENCH NATIONAL FRONT
1. For the survival of the agricultural and rural world - Implement a national preferment for agricultural produce - Guarantee a decent income for farmers - Institute a moratorium on agricultural debts and increase debt retirement - Defend families against exploitation - Fight against the destruction of our rural heritage
2. Work for the French - Hiring preferences for ethnic French - Continuous vocational training
3. Support of the family - Respect life at its point of origin in conception - Subsidize child-bearing for parents of French children - Provide welfare only to French nationals - Allow pre-birth adoption - Simplify the adoption of French orphans
4. Reverse the current of immigration - Establish in all fields preferences for French nationals and Europeans (housing, employment, welfare) - Immediately expel all illegal immigrants - End family regrouping for immigrants (the practice of allowing an immigrant to bring their family with them) - Remove the automatic acquisition of French nationality
5. End fiscalism - End land taxes - Abolish the inheritance tax - Gradually abolish the income tax - Reduce transfer taxes on real estate - To reduce the tax on SME-SME [no clue]
6. For a Europe of the fatherlands - Denounce the Treaties of Maastricht, Schengen and Amsterdam - Repeal the constitutional provision allowing vote from abroad - Withdraw from the European Union
7. For a new protectionism - Restore our commercial borders to protect our employment and our products - Help companies reconquer the domestic market and increase exports - Reduce public ownership of industry and national expenditure on industry
8. Safeguard our environment - Respect life, nature and animals - Protect the people against bacteriological and chemical risks in food [including bio-engineering] - Protect the forests and the fields
9. Transmit knowledge - De-politicize handbooks and teaching - Establish school choice - Improve teaching of our cultural heritage - Promote the emulation and honoring of merit
10. To produce Frenchmen - Help citizens direct savings towards productive investment - Rebalance the relationship between large companies and small companies - Reduce the regulations weighing on the small company and the individual contractor
11. For French fraternity - Confirm the SMIC and to increase wages to fight against competition from immigrant and black-market labour - Increase ballot access - Guarantee social security
12. Safeguard health - Establish segregated health care for Frenchmen and immigrants - Ensure identical social protection for all ethnic French
13. For law and order - Reinforce the police and the border patrol - Apply Zero Tolerance policies for crime - Dismantle gangs and organized crime in the cities and suburbs - Increase money for the courts and justice system
14. Rebuild the army - Create a volunteer national guard militia for home defense - Modernize our strategic nuclear forces - Improve the living conditions and the image of military personnel
15. For the Greatness of France - Refuse allegiance to the "New World Order" imposed by the United States within and the United Nations - Preserve French sovereignty on overseas, by developing colonies and remote military bases
16. Return power to the people - Constitutionalize the national election - Fight against special interests, politicians, trade-unions and other organizations - Hold a national referendum on immigration, citizenship, hiring preferences for ethnic French, the death penalty and other great reforms - Nationalize the media and bring it under the Constitution - Defend fundamental freedoms of expression, information, teaching and research.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Funny.
If one replaced every instance of the words "French" and "France" by "American" and "United States" it'd be very hard to tell the difference.
[ April 27, 2002, 14:59: Message edited by: Cartman ]
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I never said that the very similar elements here in the US weren't fucked in the head.
Posted by YrdMehc (Member # 417) on :
Washington, Franklin, and the others were tools also....
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
What I don't understand is why the man's Web site is in the .tv domain...
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Perhaps he sees it as the white man's burden for Frenchmen to take control of Tuvalu's web addresses away from the godless savages that live there.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
The French are hardly the worst here. Italy has 20% extreme right support in a coolition government, and Austria is even worse.
Strangely, the two countries with the smallest extreme right support are Spain (who, having only recently gotten rid of their rather right wing leadership are still a bit gunshy) and the UK, both of whom have less than 1% support for their extremist parties.
There are two main problems. Voter apathy is causing the National Front parties to get a greater portion of the vote than they would normally (Blair said the other day that people should vote for any of the mainstream parties ahead of the BNP), and the fact that the France electoral system is a bit of a mess, where peoples support gets split amoungst too many candidates.
[ April 27, 2002, 19:53: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
...that said, first-past-the-post is hardly perfect either. I think the Aussies have hit upon the best scheme for filling their parliamentary seats, sadly enough.
The upcoming Irish general election ought to be an interesting litmus test. The extreme right there has traditionally gotten absolutely nothing in elections, though (similarly to the Le Pen situation) its rump of nationalist anti-European support along with the extreme left's anticapitalist anti-European supporters got rather overrepresented in the recent Nice treaty referendum because of low turnout of mainstream voters. I imagine that in the next couple of elections in Europe we might see an upswing in turnout in order to prevent the likes of a Le Pen from getting a sizeable chunk of votes.
[ April 27, 2002, 18:59: Message edited by: The_Tom ]
Posted by YrdMehc (Member # 417) on :
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: Strangely, the two countries with the smallest extreme white support are Spain (who, having only recently gotten rid of their rather right wing leadership are still a bit gunshy) and the UK, both of whom have less than 1% support for their extremist parties.
Yes, this is strange.....
[ April 27, 2002, 19:04: Message edited by: YrdMehc ]
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Smart-arse.
[ April 27, 2002, 19:53: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
A smiley? Can it be? Is Liam on the downward spiral into the vast wasteland known as "ROTFLMAOSDGADFBDABAEVWD"?
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Maybe he went to a restaurant somewhere outside of London and drank out of a glass that akb had recently drank out of.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Actually, I was overcome with a desire not to appear rude. Strange, I know.
The "hilarious" thing to do now would be to end this message with lots of smilies. Like AKB does. Because I would be mocking him and myself by doing what I never do.
Fuck you all right in the ear.
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
That's romantic.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Wouldn't you need to have an awfully small penis for that to work? Like Q-tip size?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Theoretically, yes. I suppose.
Unless you have awfully large ears.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Ichabod Crane had big ears.
OTOH, this could explain why Liam is so fond of the Ferengi.
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
Reminds me of my old guiding principle, "wherever there's hole, there's hope".
That's right, used to be a date rapist. Hold on to your pepper spray, Dorothy, 'cuz knickers are going byebye.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
That's not very damn funny.
Posted by Malnurtured Snayer (Member # 411) on :
Oh no. Rob's morality has spoken. Everyone bow your heads in shame.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
*looks up from eating* That's a rather... tender subject... Audience: "Brad gets it... Janet gets it... Rocky gets it... but he doesn't care..."
I'm very close to a few date-rape victims. So I don't find jokes about it amusing. What'cha gonna do, cry about it?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I like the Ferengi?
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Yes.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Immensely. You just don't know it yet. But you will. Oh, you will...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Oh, okay then. As long as we're all on the same page.
Posted by Fedaykin Supastar (Member # 704) on :
well Shik, YrdMehc, The_tom, are only on the 1st page.
neways, i have no idea about politics, cept not enough ppl in this world have what they need. .... yes i didnt understand that either.