quote:"The photograph was taken some time ago at a party when someone dressed up the cutest baby as a suicide bomber," a relative said.
Yeah that sounds like a great idea...
[ June 28, 2002, 09:47: Message edited by: Obese Penguin ]
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on June 28, 2002 06:21 AM:
baby homicide bomber, not suicide bomber.
Posted by The Real Folk Blues (Member # 510) on June 28, 2002 06:22 AM:
i'm going to blame this double post on the Mac i''m using here at work.
[ June 28, 2002, 14:22: Message edited by: The Real Folk Blues ]
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on June 28, 2002 08:13 AM:
Half-pint Hezbollah would make a good band name.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on June 28, 2002 08:28 AM:
Playing devil's advocate here.
*cough* propaganda *cough*
[ June 28, 2002, 16:28: Message edited by: Cartman ]
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on June 28, 2002 11:38 AM:
Yes, I would like a 12 pack of beer and a Half-pint Hezbollah, thanks......
Posted by Ultra Magnus Pym (Member # 239) on June 28, 2002 11:41 AM:
I think it's good that they start them young. What else are Palestinians good for, anyway?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on June 28, 2002 11:58 AM:
IDF Troops Training.....
Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on June 28, 2002 02:30 PM:
Hezbollah?
Posted by BWC (Member # 818) on June 28, 2002 02:33 PM:
Israeli Target Practice?
Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on June 28, 2002 02:41 PM:
Only for drunken Israelis, who are drunk and shooting at beer bottles, youngling.
But: Hezbollah?
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on June 28, 2002 10:46 PM:
"Mini-Mujahideen?" "Taliban Tot?"
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on June 28, 2002 11:26 PM:
I thought it was obvious that was a plastic baby...
Posted by Obese Penguin (Member # 271) on June 29, 2002 12:00 AM:
Its not.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on June 29, 2002 03:11 AM:
Well, what is it, then? 'Cause it doesn't look much like a real kid.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on June 29, 2002 03:38 AM:
Since the family members have taken credit for dressing the kid up, we can assume it's a genuine baby.
And we can assume that the relatives are some pretty sick fuckers.
Posted by Obese Penguin (Member # 271) on June 29, 2002 04:11 AM:
At first I thought it was a doll too but as First said the family says they dressed up the "cutest" baby.
Creepy Shit.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on June 29, 2002 11:04 AM:
And you're sure these "relatives" actually exist?
Posted by Obese Penguin (Member # 271) on June 29, 2002 11:44 AM:
Well how can we be sure that anything reported is true ?
I'm assuming that article is correct. Agreed that this could be some type of IDF propaganda but again I'm going by the article.
Either way who ever did this be it a Palestinian or an IDF propaganda officer is one sick puppy.
[ June 29, 2002, 19:46: Message edited by: Obese Penguin ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on June 29, 2002 11:46 AM:
I do not exist.
I am a computer program self-written within the Flare server, and based on the (tweaked) personalities of UM and Vogon Poet.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on June 29, 2002 11:52 AM:
You wish.
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on June 30, 2002 01:24 AM:
Well, I was wondering if there was a correlation between his jeep fetish and my current plans to buy a Toyota 4-wheeler. . .
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on June 30, 2002 07:47 AM:
Or my gun fetish, and your recent plans to buy a handgun!
Unless you were kidding about that ... ?
Don't buy a Toyota 4x4! Don't you have Wranglers in England? You can take the doors off! And put them back on!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on June 30, 2002 10:32 AM:
Well. . . Who knows.
As regards the Rav4, we need a family-sized car and given how bad the roads are in London, it might as well be a 4-wheeler.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on June 30, 2002 10:36 AM:
quote:family-sized car
So does that mean she is pregnant?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on June 30, 2002 11:28 AM:
No, it means you are. You're going to have Lee and UM's baby.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on June 30, 2002 11:32 AM:
No wonder I've been so cranky lately! Well, eight more months to go, I guess.
Posted by Thoughtchopper (Member # 480) on June 30, 2002 03:21 PM:
Poet, I'm sorry. It was an accident.
[ June 30, 2002, 23:21: Message edited by: Thoughtchopper ]
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on June 30, 2002 11:16 PM:
Yeah, well, it's a bit late now. . . Remember, kids, when they say they'll pull out in time, they're usually lying.
No, my wife is not pregnant. 8)
Posted by Ultra Magnus Pym (Member # 239) on July 01, 2002 02:43 AM:
So how exactly do both I and Lee inseminate Jeffereebees? Also, I don't want him to have my baby. He would dress it up as a Lego Bomber or something.
What's with all this revisionist posting? I have no idea what's going on anymore with anything.
Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on July 01, 2002 04:43 AM:
quote: my current plans to buy a Toyota 4-wheeler. . .
I know a guy who has one with over 300,000 miles on it. He has had very little trouble with it.
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