quote:More than 1.5 million Iraqi had died for various causes since the inception of the Sanctions on Iraq in 1991
well fuck, that convinced me! i'm sure more than that have died from "various causes" in America since 1991! of course, the site totally ignores the probable cause of most deaths in Iraq: their president.
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
# of Iraqi deaths caused by the sanctions: 0 # of Iraqi deaths caused by Hussein's unwillingness to take the steps necessary to have the sanctions lifted: millions.
Getting rid of the bastard: Priceless.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
# of synapses fired during the creation of the above = ????
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Not many, as it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that the first two statements are true, and the third line was just a takeoff on that credit card commercial (AmEx? MC? I forget).
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Master Card.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Not many, as it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that the first two statements are true,
What about someone with an elementary grasp of logic?
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
quote:Originally posted by First of Two: # of Iraqi deaths caused by the sanctions: 0 # of Iraqi deaths caused by Hussein's unwillingness to take the steps necessary to have the sanctions lifted: millions.
Getting rid of the bastard: Priceless.
I agree.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
If that's what passes for logic around here, bin Laden might manage:
# of American deaths caused by my attacks: 0 # of American deaths caused by Bush's unwillingness to proclaim his nation one of heathen sin, withdraw physically and culturally from my definition of the Islamic World and cut the Zionist pigs loose: thousands.
Getting rid of American Imperialism: Priceless
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
The_Tom or PsyLaim acquiring something resembling a clue: a genetics program costing more money than the world has.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
That's pretty funny. Like telling a Zebra to get more stripey.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Oh, hells bells, I will save someone the time...
It is America's fault that all those Iraqi people are dying. Since it won't give up it's persuit of Hussein....
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Tom is having difficulty discerning between the actions of the United Nations (the sanctions and resolutions) and those of Osama Bin Laden and his terror organization.
Thusly, he now finds himself keeping company with people much farther to the 'right' than Omega or myself. Congratulations!
Redictio ad absurdium: The online version!
It's the UN's fault for drawing up the borders that made Iraq and Kuwait separate states in the first place. (Or the UK's.. whoever had the mandate for that area when the Ottoman Empire was dissolved.)
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
league of nations?
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
Since you know that sanctions aren't going to oust him, but they are either directly or indirectly causing the deaths of millions, why bother having them?
Oh wait, that's right. You're never wrong.
Posted by Proteus (Member # 212) on :
I feel sorry for non-americans. You guys are just all fuckin bastards about us. It's hillarious.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Probably because of horsecocks like you.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Daryus Aden: Since you know that sanctions aren't going to oust him, but they are either directly or indirectly causing the deaths of millions, why bother having them?
Oh wait, that's right. You're never wrong.
i'm assuming you are directing that against the UN. afterall, the sactions were set forth by the UN. maybe you should petition your congressman about it. oh wait.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
quote:Originally posted by Solommagnus de Pym: Probably because of horsecocks like you.
yes indeed, American men have cocks the size of horses. we didn't want to point that out, being that other people have such tiny cocks and we didn't want to make anyone feel bad, so thanks.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Welcomed, no doubt.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
indeed. really, all it takes are some horse steroides, which are of course included in all of your evil, evil GM food.
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
quote:Originally posted by Proteus: I feel sorry for non-americans. You guys are just all fuckin bastards about us. It's hillarious.
I guess it has something to do with our education system being more rounded than yours.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Not well rounded??? I think not!!!
Compare the difference between First, Snay, Omega, Sol, and myself, in our ways of communicating....
If this doesn't provide for the fact that we are well rounded in out education, then I have no clue what does...
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :
You mean aside from such obvious things as knowledge?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Oh, well, toss in a curve ball why don't you...
Honestly, this educational system we have is really that a student gets from it what that student puts in to it, much like a job.
Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
well then, everyone can quit coming to our Universities. since our education system is so bad, and all.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ritten: Not well rounded??? I think not!!!
If this doesn't provide for the fact that we are well rounded in out education, then I have no clue what does...
This doesn't provide for the fact of this sentence making sense.
quote:Originally posted by EdipisReks: well then, everyone can quit coming to our Universities. since our education system is so bad, and all.
It is days like this that I curse the fact that there are no foreign students at our universities. None at all. None. In any way, shape or form. None.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I am not sure now if that was to make sense... Short term memory loss without the drugs....
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
And long term memory too, since you posted that over a day ago.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
So I did, but what is the time limit??
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I always thought that "short-term" referred to the past 5 minutes-half hour sort of length.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
I usually go with a week, maybe two weeks as short term...
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
We need Scientist Tim!
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
6 seconds.
Posted by CaptainMike XXIII (Member # 709) on :
6 seconds is what?
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
See, he forogt already....
Posted by CaptainMike XXIII (Member # 709) on :
forgot what?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
The answer is five.
Posted by Solommagnus de Pym (Member # 239) on :
Five what? I haven't the forogiest!
I am like King England, sirs!
Posted by Vogon Poet (Member # 393) on :
Sorry, have we all met? I have this condition, you see. . . Ooh, what's this? A Polaroid in my pocket, of Tim, with "KILL HIM" scrawled on it, in my handwriting! Well, if I can't trust myself. . . Yoohoo, Timothy, here, boy!
Posted by Da_bang80 (Member # 528) on :
The people on this forum are completely insane. I guess that's why I like it here so much! Posted by EdipisReks (Member # 510) on :
in Sovi.et Russ.ia, forum likes YOU!
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Allow me to go all Stalin on this thread's ass, then.
(Besides, Daryus closed that thread the other day minutes after I was ready to lock it but decided to wait until someone said one more stupid thing before I dived in with my cunning pre-closure post. So this is about vengeance. Khaaaaaaan!)
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