There you have it, we're not your friend, we're your enemy. We called your President a Moron. Declare War on Soviet Canuckistan NOW before we unleash our Molson Beer SuperGun on ya!!!
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
There's already a contingency plan for that. No need to rush things, fifty-first state.
Posted by TheWoozle (Member # 929) on :
... my notes say that it's 51-56, with the republic of Quibec joining later.
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
...and shortly after you will all be subsumed by the reborn British Empire...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Yeah, right. All we have to do is let Germany conquer you.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Wraith: ...and shortly after you will all be subsumed by the reborn British Empire...
One extreme case of 'retro chique'!?!
And I'm sure Quebec is spelt/spelled thusly. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: Yeah, right. All we have to do is let Germany conquer you.
And then Rome will conquer us all. Excellent.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
Reverse-world!!
Then Rome dries up and an age of Classical Enlightenment based in Greece emerges!!
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: And I'm sure Quebec is spelt/spelled thusly.
Qu�bec, actually.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
Well, I don't get why this guy resigned. He was speaking the truth. Our president is a moron.
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Topher:
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: And I'm sure Quebec is spelt/spelled thusly.
Qu�bec, actually.
Oh you Accent-Nazi! Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by AndrewR: Reverse-world!!
Then Rome dries up and an age of Classical Enlightenment based in Greece emerges!!
You skipped the Helnistic expansion that was Alexander's Empire. Middle East problems vanish as a new Alexander conquers, conscripts and educates whole countries.
Posted by Reverend (Member # 335) on :
But where will it end? With simian descended primitives herding everyone back into Africa? Planet of the Apes anyone?
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Ook-ook!!!! Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
And then a large, ebon rectangular slab will appear and cause the apes to starve.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
That Dave Bowman, what a moron.
How dare you insult our leader. I demand retribution, and immeadiate apologies... and maybe some of those warm hats you all are so fond of.
Had it been me, I would have excused Ms. Ducros' comments as a simple mistake. She had incorrectly assumed he was mormon, and simply mispoke.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
I'm not sure you fully grasp what reverse-world is like. There Alexander the Great is remembered for his great peace march to Macedonia, on which he disssolved an empire city by city, renaming them after native cultures and gods and such as he went, and raising huge numbers of people from the dead. He restored the Persian Empire, removed the Ptolemys from power in Egypt...
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
quote:Originally posted by Reverend: But where will it end? With simian descended primitives herding everyone back into Africa? Planet of the Apes anyone?
Hehehehehehe! I think we've stumbled across something!!
A diplomatic gaffe by a Canadian Prime Ministerial aide, likening the President of the United States of America to a monkey sets trends for the next 10,000 years towards the state of the world as we now know it... Planet of the Apes. Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sol System: I'm not sure you fully grasp what reverse-world is like. There Alexander the Great is remembered for his great peace march to Macedonia, on which he disssolved an empire city by city, renaming them after native cultures and gods and such as he went, and raising huge numbers of people from the dead. He restored the Persian Empire, removed the Ptolemys from power in Egypt...
Screw Reverse World. I want Global Conquest. Posted by Guardian 2000 (Member # 743) on :
quote:Originally posted by Sol System: I'm not sure you fully grasp what reverse-world is like.
It would certainly turn sex into a credit-card-esque proposition. The fun comes first . . . then you have to work for it.
Posted by Nimrod Pimding (Member # 205) on :
Hamburgers eat people and gazelles are born through lions' asses!
Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :
quote: Then Rome dries up and an age of Classical Enlightenment based in Greece emerges!!
Anything is better than this age of American "Enlightenment".
Posted by Tahna Los (Member # 33) on :
Ya know, we're not supposed to be referred to as the 51st state, isn't that honour supposed to go to Puerto Rico?
Posted by E. Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Nah... who'd want a state inhabited by smelly people with funny hats?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
The US, apparently. It's the Puerto Ricans who keep refusing.
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
More accurately, referendums on statehood tend to be split right down the middle, with about fifty percent prefering to remain a...what the heck are they, anyway? A commonwealth? Protectorate? Territory? Anyway, what they are, and about fifty percent wanting to become a state. This split, I believe, has remained more or less consistent for a long time.
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