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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2004,1,16,13,34,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 16, 2004</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:34 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> If you thought that the Bush Administration spent all its time trying to make the rest of the world bend to the will of the United States, well, you�d be right.<br /><br />However, by some freak of nature, they apparently make existential poetry while doing it. Not purposefully mind you, but they make it nonetheless. And we�re lucky that some enterprising folks, you know the type, the ones with way too much time on their hands, have collected the words from the ether and written them out as poems.<br /><br />I present a few of them now.<br /><br />We begin with the stylings of George W. Bush.<br /><br /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <a href="http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp" target="_blank">MAKE THE PIE HIGHER</a> <br />by George W. Bush <br /><br />I think we all agree, the past is over. <br />This is still a dangerous world. <br />It's a world of madmen and uncertainty <br />and potential mental losses. <br /><br />Rarely is the question asked <br />Is our children learning? <br />Will the highways of the Internet become more few? <br />How many hands have I shaked? <br /><br />They misunderestimate me. <br />I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. <br />I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. <br />Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. <br /><br />Put food on your family! <br />Knock down the tollbooth! <br />Vulcanize society! <br />Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, briefings and interviews yield some real gems.<br /><br /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042" target="_blank">The Unknown</a> <br />As we know, <br />There are known knowns. <br />There are things we know we know. <br />We also know <br />There are known unknowns. <br />That is to say <br />We know there are some things <br />We do not know. <br />But there are also unknown unknowns, <br />The ones we don't know <br />We don't know. <br /><br />�Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing<br /></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And...<br /><br /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042" target="_blank">Glass Box</a> <br />You know, it's the old glass box at the�<br />At the gas station, <br />Where you're using those little things <br />Trying to pick up the prize, <br />And you can't find it. <br />It's�<br /><br />And it's all these arms are going down in there, <br />And so you keep dropping it <br />And picking it up again and moving it, <br />But�<br /><br />Some of you are probably too young to remember those�<br />Those glass boxes, <br />But�<br /><br />But they used to have them <br />At all the gas stations <br />When I was a kid. <br /><br />�Dec. 6, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing<br /></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And...<br /><br /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <a href="http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042" target="_blank">Clarity</a> <br />I think what you'll find, <br />I think what you'll find is, <br />Whatever it is we do substantively, <br />There will be near-perfect clarity <br /> As to what it is. <br /><br />And it will be known, <br />And it will be known to the Congress, <br />And it will be known to you, <br />Probably before we decide it, <br /> But it will be known. <br /><br />�Feb. 28, 2003, Department of Defense briefing <br /></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">And...<br /><br /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <a href="http://www.monkeyrivertown.com/brains.php?ART=438" target="_blank">Chasing the Chicken</a> <br />If you're chasing the chicken<br />Around the chicken yard<br />And you don't have him yet,<br />And the question is, how close are you?<br />The answer is, it's tough to characterize<br />Because there's lots of zigs and zags.<br /></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">In fact, Mr. Rumsfeld's poetry has been collected in book from by Hart Seely, apparently an actual example of one of those people with too much time on their hands... like, I guess, people who post about such stuff. Anyway, the book is <a href="http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=2UXP50R8KC&isbn=0743255976&itm=1" target="_blank">Pieces of Intelligence: The Existential Poetry of Donald H. Rumsfeld</a><br /><br />One last one...<br /><br /> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <a href="http://www.monkeyrivertown.com/brains.php?ART=438" target="_blank">Central Question</a> <br />It's awfully hard to know,<br />In fact, it's impossible to know,<br />Unless one just speculates.<br />I don't know how many people<br />Who live in an exceedingly repressive regime<br />Actually like it.<br /><br />(Feb 25, 2003, remarks to the Hoover Institution). <br /></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Now, go. Think about this. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Grokca</b> <br /><small>Member # 722</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2004,1,17,5,36,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 17, 2004</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:36 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> My brain hurts. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Kazeite</b> <br /><small>Member # 970</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2004,1,17,6,47,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 17, 2004</span> <span class="timeformat-0">06:47 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> The funny thing is, I actually like those poems. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2004,1,17,9,42,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 17, 2004</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:42 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The funny thing is, I actually like those poems. <br /></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes. I think "The Glass Box" was good. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jason Abbadon</b> <br /><small>Member # 882</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2004,1,17,21,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 17, 2004</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:01 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> My fortune cookie today read " The best law is the will of the people." and it got me thinking about the half-assed government we're installing in Iraq.<br /><br />If we really do make Iraq a a democracy, they'll probably just elect a theocracy that will sieze all power and set up a strict fundamentalist regieme to be toppled at a later date by us, or their neighbors.<br /><br />Depressing.<br /><br />Worse still, if we go ahead with what is doubtlessly the real plan, to make Iraq a a "west friendly" nation of officials freely elected because we've supported a select few campaigns, are we not undermining the purpose of our "freeing" the people?<br /><br />So, what's worse, rigging their government now to ensure they'll enjoy personal freedoms later of allowing them to freely decide their government structure now and possibly revert to a theocracy?<br /><br />Chinese food and rainy days food makes you think. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2004,1,17,21,38,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 17, 2004</span> <span class="timeformat-0">09:38 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chinese food and rainy days food makes you think.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fortunately for me then, it wasn�t raining here and we had Thai food. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jason Abbadon</b> <br /><small>Member # 882</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2004,1,17,23,50,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 17, 2004</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:50 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Well then, listen to two Morphine albums and try to get laid. <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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