Well, if it's somewhere else just blame the n00b, but i couldn't find it anywhere so I'll post a friendly "Hi" here and say hello Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Borgman, run away before they eat you! (looks at cleaned skeleton) Too late...
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
Have there really been more than 1000 n00bs since I joined?
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
See, the thing is, the member numbers are up to 1300-something but there's only 384 members. The system doesn't reuse numbers when members get kicked out and so on.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, I would move this to the Lounge... However, putting in the Flameboard to begin with, he may have saved us the trouble in the future.
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
I don't recall that we've ever actually eaten any new members.
Anyway, hi.
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Wait...was it you who ate n00bs, or was it me...?
Oh, cr*p...
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Yeah, welcome Borgman. I think that "Boo" is actually allowed here too, in case your chafing under the unfair restrictions of SCN. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Oh, crop" indeed.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Hello, Mr Borgman, I think you're really something, with your badda-boom boom, beppa-bippa-badudda-badoom, come on Mr Borgman, now I'm a Borgman too!
You're gonna have a great stay here at Flare Sci-Fi Forums, just submit to the mandatory cavity searches each week the first two months, then everything will be fine.
I kid, of course, another thing you will notice a lot. Many people kid around here, in fact, some of us do nothing but! Many newcomers lacking experience with Flare or that haven't been lurking here as unregistered members don't notice that until it's too late and their pants are all soiled with cream pie ballistic residue.
Stay safe. Stay out of trouble. Flare is mother. Flare is father. That is all.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
And don't pay attention to Ultra Magnus. Do NOT try to outwit him. His mind moves in mysterious ways and cannot be comprehended by mere mortals sane people.
Posted by BorgMan (Member # 1321) on :
Ah, thanx guys, I'll take the advice. *Points at profile* if anyone would like to take a look at my artwork, I would be very gratefull
Boo!?! :evil: I'll see if I can find it Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"Flare is mother. Flare is father."
In that case, mister Pesterson, I'm an orphan. B)
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
quote:Originally posted by Manticore: Wait...was it you who ate n00bs, or was it me...?
Oh, cr*p...
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You ate yourself?
...more 'kids', eh? When is Pa Flare getting that vasectomy again?
Anyway, welcome Borgman. Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
Hi!
Posted by Doctor Jonas (Member # 481) on :
Another poor soul for the bottomless Flare pit. Good.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Cartgretchen: "In that case, mister Pesterson, I'm an orphan. B)"
Aah, you too shall be honored to learn a lesson from us. Cppu up uif ifbe! *foof-thump*
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
(Do not listen to Harry: Foreigner)
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
Hi. Insert joke about eating newbies/children here. Insert joke involving the words crevice and probe here.
Good luck.
And ignore Ultra Magnus. Really, it's for the best.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Actually, many leading scientists claim that one glass of Magnus every day is good for the heart. And ass numbness.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
One glass of Magnus each day keeps retardation away?
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Nature's own longjohns.
Posted by BorgMan (Member # 1321) on :
[Borgqueen] Drunkenship... a quality we often regret. That too shall be added to the collective... [/borgqueen]
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman: One glass of Magnus each day keeps retardation away?
Or just spreads it around. Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
The anti-retardation effect is only that it makes other seem less retarded. Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Less retarded than the fact that the last three posts have ended with ?
(Anyone care to take bets on what one of the next posts will be like?)
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Now, they've ended with Posted by Capped in Mike (Member # 709) on :
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
My cousin just got married. Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Aw, poor baby.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
A girl I nearly dated eleven months ago is getting married next Saturday.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
How does one "nearly" date? Anyway, her loss. Are you invited?
Actually, my cuz's wedding was very nice and much food and I got to wear my hat (only on festive occasions) and the bride was cute and my cousin has really earned this as his father died in cancer five years ago. Guava and star-fruit on the wedding cake, mucho nice.
If you're lucky, Lee, you might see my hat in my IKEA-extravaganza coming up later, when I pay you back for the scorn unfathomable re: scandinavians, in the "Neverending Story". Nim makes good on promises.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
My brother's wedding is in a little over a month. And as the best man I have to plan the bachelor party. Oy...
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
I had to last year - I'm not one for doing 'bachelor-party' type things - so the other groomsman helped a lot. Plus he was my brother's friend so he knew what they all got up to.
Basically FOOD + Strippers went down well
Night adjourned at a very nice "Gentleman's Establishment"... got a few lappies - quite an eye-opener .
I don't get out much.
Oh welcome Borgman.
Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
Substituting food with roofies is even more fun. Oops.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Or Horse Tranqualizer, I hate lapdance anyway, might as well get some shuteye!! But...Rohypnol doesn't contain sustencance, I think a few people might tell the dipherence fast.
Good video by "Prodigy", though. What this world needs is more cow-milking strippers. They can milk my turnipos any day.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"Less retarded than the fact that the last three posts have ended with ?"
Also, I would like to know where you, Nim, buy your psychedelics and stough. It is, like, superintensely concentrated.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Christ! Two smilies on two posts. And I was 20 then, so I can't even blame it on youth. It might have been from a time when I was trying to be nice to everyone, I suppose...
And suggesting that someone buys Windows Millenium is surely the worst thing I have ever done.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
It is up there with your copycat Slim Shady hairdo, to be sure.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I looked hot!
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Were you ever nice to anyone? That doesn't sound like the Liam I know...
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
Oh yeah, he was nice. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
New Flare running gag #42: Liam and Diane had sex.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"I looked hot!"
Only because your face was flaming red at the time.
Posted by BorgMan (Member # 1321) on :
"I looked hot" how can you be so sure... Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
I could've sworn I just heard something, coming from that little cube on the table.
It sounded something like "look hot"...then it's hazy, then "how you is can"...then hazy again, then "sure, bloink".
I gotta play it backwards, maybe there's some hidden message in there, like in "Omen III", when Father Richard Burton finds the words "HELP ME" indented across an old janitor's ass. Then a large window sheet came loose from the back of a station wagon and cleaved the janitor's ass in two. David Warner was there, and he was like "I'm so confused".
Posted by BorgMan (Member # 1321) on :
I dunno, maybe there IS a hidden message in Cartman's message, but not in mine Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: New Flare running gag #42: Liam and Diane had sex.
Well, that's the last time you get to watch.
Posted by Wes (Member # 212) on :
im jealous of the double-digit crew.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: New Flare running gag #42: Liam and Diane had sex.
*has coughing fit*
Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
If this is Diane Lane we are talking about then I'm jealous - if it's Diane Weiss - i'm... slightly less jealous - MILF!
If it's Diane Lane - maybe from "Annie Hall".
Diane Kruger (from Troy that's definately a goer!)
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, no. It's Diane who posts here under the name "Tora Ziyal". I didn't realize it wasn't obvious.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
Maybe it's Superwoman! Or wait. Diana. And that's Wonderwoman. Never mind.
But still. Liam and Superwoman'd get me off.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
There isn't a Superwoman, is there? There's a Supergirl. Two of them. And one died, I think. And then the one who had originally died came back. I was confused.
Posted by Doctor Jonas (Member # 481) on :
YEAH BABY.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
id do her
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Wow...there's something called maturity. Use it.
And before anyone hits me with the "he's too young to be mature" I was twice as mature as he at that age. Mentally at least.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
Perhaps the reason is: I am too old to be mature!
Think about it.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
So, that makes you a dirty old man...that was simple enough.
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