New forum description, folks. The other mods were doing it. And it gives me an opportunity to act like I still exercise some control over this place.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Peer Pressure? Is that why you're still wearing a Members Only jacket?
My submission: "Where sarcasm is Expressionist Art"
Posted by Ultra Klackrent Zlatan Magnus (Member # 239) on :
(SOMETHING INVOLVING:
-THE LACK OF A MODERATOR -UNLIMITED INCENDIARY COMMENTS, BECAUSE OF THAT)
Thanks.
Posted by Ultra Klackrent Zlatan Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Also:
peer pressure / peer pressure / you don't have to follow their lead / peer pressure / peer pressure / listen to your heart and believe
I was sad when the fat kid couldn't run like the rest of the kids. Prepare for a life of diabetes, kid.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
"Could only Nixon have gone to China?"
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
"Canadians are the root of all evil. They must be STOPPED!!!"
or
"CAUTION: Highly sensitive information regarding American plans to invade Canada are contained here. Enter at your own risk"
or
"Where Garbagemen are always paid more than Computer Programmers. And have 1/5 the intelligence."
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
quote:I was sad when the fat kid couldn't run like the rest of the kids. Prepare for a life of diabetes, kid.
"Please check your whiskey, matches and fire retardant at the door."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"I's not the heat, it's the humidity...er...sarcasm"
Posted by Capped in Mike (Member # 709) on :
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my uncensored discussion flaming Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
"Blame Canada!"
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
"Fundementalist Christians: Proof that God has a sense of humor."
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Um, shouldn't it be the opposite? As king frog said, God is a comedian playing to a crowd too afraid to laugh.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Darn, I think of all that and Omega beats me with a two-worder. Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Table for Michael Moore, calling Michael Moore your table is ready with President Bush.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Where Omega is always wrong.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I must be mellowing in my old age. I just thought of a really insulting one (you can guess who, not Omega) but decided not to even suggest it. I don't think we should have anything that's against one person. The point of this particular Forum is that everyone is welcome to express their views, however silly they may be. 8)
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Here's a thought: "No matter what, Lee hates you." Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Ahhh, but you were my inspiration, Tahna!
And we'll see if I'm always wrong. Give me a few weeks and I'll have something for everyone to chew on.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lee: I must be mellowing in my old age. I just thought of a really insulting one (you can guess who, not Omega) but decided not to even suggest it. I don't think we should have anything that's against one person. The point of this particular Forum is that everyone is welcome to express their views, however silly they may be. 8)
Where Lee cant recognise a joke. Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
I like cocktail wieners and existentialism, respectively.
Lee: You've become...seasoned, Will.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Omega: Ahhh, but you were my inspiration, Tahna!
And we'll see if I'm always wrong. Give me a few weeks and I'll have something for everyone to chew on.
Ohhhh.... a "Teaser!"
You're going to suprise us and become ultra liberal?
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
quote:And we'll see if I'm always wrong. Give me a few weeks and I'll have something for everyone to chew on.
Is this a roundabout way of announcing the impending Apocalypse? 8)
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
No, it just means he's going to send everyone some gum.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Best comeback ever.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
"Opinions. Assholes. Welcome!"
"I don't want to say the Flameboard is full of diseased cocks, but let's say it burns whenever anyone pees."
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Why not just use my signature?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Because that's a forum unto itself.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Yes the romantic bleeding-heart pansy freedom forum. Come on, people, a little totalitarianism never hurt anybody!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Pax America!"
" Where politicians are not implicitly trusted for some reason."
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
"Dedicated to the Perfection of Bloviation."
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Provoking arrest under The Patriot Act since 1992"
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: "Provoking arrest under The Patriot Act since 1992"
That would be hard since the Patriot Act came post 9-11-2001.
But I like the sentiment.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Note to self: no more beer while posting (Kirin rocks with lunch, BTW).
"Provoking arrest under The Patriot Act since 2002"
Posted by Nim the Merciful (Member # 205) on :
Flameboard: "Inter Arma Enim Popcorn Poppus"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
In time of war, everyone makes popcorn?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Everyone gets popped.
Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :
Warning: High Blood Pressure within - Get your Prozak!
or
It's the not the smell; its the stinging in your eyes.
or
Bullet-Proof vests available for $1,000,000,000
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
Hoses at the ready
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Man, I could just feel the love soon as I clicked in here" - ? 8)
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Where eveything gets flamed except double posts" - ? B(
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"They taste like... burning...!"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Where "fuck you" is a term of endearment.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
I'm afraid few, if any, of these are cutting my personal mustard. Keep trying.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
"Debate with flare"
*wonders if the pun is even noticable*
Posted by Nim the Merciful (Member # 205) on :
...and panache.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
I like the popcorn and Patriot ones....
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
How about "Department of Homeland Insecurity?"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"If we turned Omega into a liberal, we can do anything!"
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
"I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher..."
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Librarians, Omegas, Veers, Oh my!
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"How will this end?" "In fire. . ."
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Is This Burning An Eternal Flame?
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
*THWACKs Lee.*
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
"Michael Moore fans welcome"
"Where Michael Jackson is innocent and george Michael is straight"
"What weapons of Mass Destruction are you talking about?"
"Crap, we need to get rid of him again"
"As if the world would miss the homeless"
"Cruel world, sick members... all equate to this"
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Where forgivness, understanding and brotherly love prevail"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Where we're horrible to everyone, not just newbies."
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Die."
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Definately kicked it up a notch, guys! Good stuff. Keep them coming.
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
How about "The Simmering Curry Pot"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Hotter than a lava vindaloo in hell."
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
"Break Glass In Case Of Emergency."
"Caution: Forum May Leak Or Explode. Please Use Saftey Goggles."
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
"Caution: The contents of this Forum should not be fed to fish."
"Forum for external use only!"
"Warning: This Forum can burn eyes."
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device."
"Do not eat toner."
"Forum not intended for highway use."
"Forum may irritate eyes."
"Forum not suitable for children aged 36 months or less."
"For use by trained personnel only."
"May be harmful if swallowed."
"Warning: May contain nuts."
"Warning: This Forum not to be used as a personal flotation device."
"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants."
"Instructions: usage known."
"Optional modem required."
Via Things They Said with some additions.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
"Warning: May Contain Nuts"
Winner! Surely nothing can top that? Nice one, Jay.
Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :
I second that motion.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
So punny! Gets my vote.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
"Caution: Forum May Leak Or Explode. Please Use Saftey Goggles."
The goggles! They do nothing!
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
"Contents under pressure: caution advised."
"Flamable when exposed to sarcasm"
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
No, give it up. Jay's one is short, pithy and to the point.
Posted by Ultra 2 Legit 2 Magnus (Member # 239) on :
It is a drunken uncle joke, too.
But I guess old people have their brand of humor.
Geezers.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
GeeZer� brand humor: Now with 20% less coherence!
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
"Warning: Irritation likely to occur"
Posted by Futurama IV Shizzle (Member # 968) on :
"Go outside"
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Outside I see people, ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Futurama IV Shizzle (Member # 968) on :
Dear doG, are we still milking this bitch?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
"BURNINATE BURNINATE BURNINATE"
OR
"Burninating the posters since 1999."
OR
"COMMENCE TO BURNINATE"
OR
"Yes, now you, too can do as Strongbad does, and help Tom burninate the posters!"
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
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