Holy crap: a good move! Things are looking brighter for November's election this morning.
The two Johns....I see a hooker scandal in their future...
Your thoughts?
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on :
I can scarcely contain my excitement!!
Actually, which one was Edwards again? A-level revision has forced most of the stuff I read about this during the primaries out of my head Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
CNN reports that The New York Post mistakenly ran an early edition proclaiming that Gephardt was the choice....
D'OH!
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
I just saw the "Today Show" and they had Wil Ferrell in his "Anchorman" get up, reading the New York Post and commenting on its "excellent journalism." Hilarious!
This is a great move by Kerry, because Edwards is certainly better than Gephardt. He is young, intelligent, and charismatic. And I cannot WAIT to see him debate Dick Cheney! Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:Actually, which one was Edwards again?
Edwards is a first-term Democratic Senator from North Carolina. He looks VERY young for his age.
Liz is going to use this as evidence to kill me ... but Edwards' oldest son, Wade, was killed in '96 when his Jeep was flipped (I think he was driving it during a tornado or something - not sure).
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Plus, he talks to dead people!
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
That should make a useful tool in the senate - "Look, I just chatted with Thomas Jefferson, and HE said ..."
Posted by Ultra 2 Legit 2 Magnus (Member # 239) on :
"Liz is going to use this as evidence to kill me ..."
I'd much rather have the honors done by an errant log through your windshield, launched from a semi with loose strapping.
(Also you should totally ask Liz out because your weener seems all hard)
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:I'd much rather have the honors done by an errant log through your windshield, launched from a semi with loose strapping.
Wow. You and Omega FINALLY have something in common!
Look, I'm sorry that you're still living in your mom's basment, that you were turned down for a date to the prom, fired from your job, were in a car accident, insulted on the street, mugged, robbed, arrested, raped, shot, failed miserably and completely at your life, or that your dad liked to play with your genitals when you were five fucking years old.
Whatever it is that happened to you that makes you completely incapable of a little, normal, social interaction - I'm SORRY! I'm sorry it happened to you. I'm sorry that you never post anything worthwhile, only these disgusting little tirades that play at being satirical when in fact they're just very very VERY sad. I truly am very saddened at the result of whatever tragedy (pick one from the above) occured to you.
Posted by Ultra 2 Legit 2 Magnus (Member # 239) on :
So "normal, social interaction" = A Star Trek messageboard, you say?
Also, I am offended.
Also, I suppose I have failed at my life. I don't have two marvellous and important pizzaboy jobs, and a lego fetish.
Maybe I will go make a pizza pie and see what life is really about.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:So "normal, social interaction" = A Star Trek messageboard, you say?
No. "Normal, social interaction" = not turning EVERYTHING into a hateful or sacastic remark.
quote:Also, I am offended.
Sort of the reaction I was going for.
Posted by Ultra 2 Legit 2 Magnus (Member # 239) on :
Also, I was serious.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
quote:Also, I was serious.
Here's the thing. I don't think anyone here can tell when you're being serious or not. If I was to ask someone, "Is UM being sincere in this post?" (and this in regards to any of your posts), I think the answer would be "I think he's trying to be funny."
quote:Also, I suppose I have failed at my life. I don't have two marvellous and important pizzaboy jobs,
Sure, my life isn't what I expected it to be. But I'm not ashamed of what I do for a living. And I don't lie about it. Have I failed? I prefer to look upon it as that I still have three quarters of a century to improve upon it.
Posted by Ultra 2 Legit 2 Magnus (Member # 239) on :
(I am never serious, even when I say I am, ever except for this one second diversion, then I will continue with my nuisance)
I thought you wanted to be a writer, and from what I remember it wasn't like you were trying to build a house on a foundation of sand. I just hope you haven't lost the desire to not settle.
(But, back to normal: Dude, totally you're are like humping a jeep or shit.)
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
Why is it right when I want to kill this fucker ... I suddenly remember why I love him so much?
I'm an ass. And I'm sorry UM, I shouldn't have said that stuff to you. I hope you can forgive me.
Posted by Nim the Merciful (Member # 205) on :
That is one motherplehing turnabout.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Er, eh. Go democrats or whatever.
Posted by Veers (Member # 661) on :
???
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay: That should make a useful tool in the senate - "Look, I just chatted with Thomas Jefferson, and HE said ..."
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