I think they gave sacrifice to the wrong god. They should have killed those goats in the name of the $Almighty Dollar$.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
"Uh, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're experiencing a slight electrical problem with the aircraft. There will be a slight delay as we sacrifice a goat and chant. We're sorry for the inconvenience. We do have some pleasant news though: lunch prices are being waived for this flight."