I suppose he could have just mailed the invitations. Also... he can *still* mail the invitations and have exactly who he wants at his party.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
They really expect him to invite two kids that aren't his friends, just so noone feels left out? When I was younger, my elementary school allowed you to pass out invites in class, but they changed that rule because some kids felt left out. Now, you have to give it to them through the mail, or after school sometime when they're alone. If you pass invites out during class, you have to give them to everyone.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
I was the most unpopular kid in my class (the classic nerd stuffed into the school locker). I always was the odd person who didn't get the party invite that some schmuck gave out in class. I never complained though. What's the point in being "left out" when you're already the kid who's "left out" of everything else?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
That kinda describes me...
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Me as well. I wouldn't have wanted to be invited to somebody's party. I mean I would feel left out if I wasn't, but if I was I'd feel worse because I would have known they didn't want me there and were being forced to invite me. Then when I was there they'd have treated me like crap...and I'm sure that's all true for those two left-out kids in Sweden.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I got the impression that the two left out kids were bullies, or uber popular kids, who were never left out of anything, and they bitched to their parents about it. Or, the kids didn't care, and the parents were all hyped up about their kids not being invited, and they complained to the school. I know kids and parents just like that. The parents think their kids are above other kids. It's sad actually.
Posted by MinutiaeMan (Member # 444) on :
See, why would you want to complain about not being invited to something that you're not welcome at? That just makes no sense at all. I do understand the basic principle of what the school's trying to do, and I don't even necessarily disagree with it. I just don't think it's worth making a stink over.
Posted by Reverend (Member # 335) on :
More to the point, if I were the parent I'd be asking what business is it of the teacher who does and dose not get invited to a child's birthday party?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Gee, a Star Trek Internet board is full of people who were snubbed as nerds in school? I am absolutely shocked by this revelation.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
At least we're not all virgins. *puffs out chest importantly* That's right.
Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
Define: Virgin...
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
If you have to ask, you are one. Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
Ahhh, teenage escapades are far more complex nowadays, I can assure you sir Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I remember that bull from highschool: "It doesn't count!" Well, alright, if you stick it in another location perhaps you or she is still a virgin, but it bloody well does 'count'.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I don't have to ask. I already know the answer.
Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
It involves duct tape and those neato plastic things that you use to hold corn-on-the-cob.
Also, a ripped page of penguin pr0n was included.
FYI of course.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Does it also include electricity? On second thought, maybe some gauze would come in handy.
My closest experience with a female was slow dancing at the last homecoming dance. Exciting, I know.
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
Those dances were horrible. All the guys on one side of the room, all the girls on the other, staring at each other, shuffling their feet. And then when you finally do dance it's all awkward and stuff and you don't know where to look or put your hands. Blugh. I am so glad that's all in the past...
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
It's not that bad actually. There's always someone to hang out with if you're shunned, even if its a teacher. And I knew where to put my hands thank you very much...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
UP TEH BUTT!!!!!!!! Posted by Ventriloquists Got Shot (Member # 239) on :
Oh fuck!
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
Are we allowed to post YouPr0n links? Otherwise i was gonna do a search for Fisting videos on the site... Still might. :/
Nope. I can find Asians, Asian Ass, Asian Anal, Ass-to-mouth but not fisting... wtf? toungs yes? Elbows No?
Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
What has the world come to now days? This is America, and I want to see my fist-in-ass action dammit!
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
But not A2M.
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!!!!
That is one of the few things I have learned here. Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Dude, there is nothing better than a dirty dirty girl who loves A2M.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Well, now we know how she got so dirty...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
One day I'm gonna tell you about some of the people in my life, past & present, & your little moral centers are gonna pop & blood will gush from every orifice in your head.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Your profile picture already does that for me.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
And that's relatively tame to be sure.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
quote:Originally posted by Daniel Butler: Those dances were horrible. All the guys on one side of the room, all the girls on the other, staring at each other, shuffling their feet. And then when you finally do dance it's all awkward and stuff and you don't know where to look or put your hands. Blugh. I am so glad that's all in the past...
Jesus, it's like you're about to start singing Morrissy. GET TEH BLACK TURTLENECK OUT!
I skipped most of that school socializing nonsense- most of my friends were older by a year or two and that prom/school dance thing was not for my wallflower self.
Then I took dancing lessons in college and learned how not to step all over my dates (sadly, no one wants to dance anymore)
Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :
I can dance fine, alone when nobody's watching Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I know two dances. The one I do correctly with a girl when slow music is playing, and the one I do to every other tune that plays. People find that dance funny.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
The "whitey twitch"?
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Pretty much. It looks kinda like a combination of that weird "crotch pointing" dance from the seventies, and the and a person with epilepsy attempting to do the jitterbug.
Posted by B.J. (Member # 858) on :
I'd laugh, but with my wife being a high school teacher, I may get roped into helping chaperon a dance with people dancing like that. Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
I have a teacher that chaperones everything, and I don't think her husband comes willingly...
It could be worse. I have a friend who turned up to a dance wearing a pinstriped tuxedo. He dances just like me. He does it with style though. We were the most...er...popular on the dance floor that night. I think my girlfriend was a bit embarrassed to be seen with me for a while...
Posted by shikaru808 (Member # 2080) on :
Woah, woah, woah, girlfriend you say? Moving up the ladder or was this a work in progress? Last time I heard, your closest experience with the opposite gender was a mere dance...
Remember to wrap it up Sean.
Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :
Um, that was the mere dance in question. I had a girlfriend. That was the most we did beyond a hug hello and goodbye. At the time, I thought that was pretty good progress for 6 months time. I was only 13, so I guess that was good progress.
Posted by HopefulNebula (Member # 1933) on :
True story: I went to an all-girls high school. Around my sophomore year, there were rumors going around that the school (read: psychotic principal) was going to amend the rules for dances so that each girl had to bring a guy.
The backlash from the students and parents was so strong and so immediate that the principal ended up calling a student meeting and announcing that while she wouldn't confirm or deny that particular proposed rule change, we needed to be very careful about dancing with our friends, because (gasp!) people could think you're a... a... I can't say it....
Never mind those students who really do like taco shows, of course. We all know real women don't do that kind of thing.
(That woman--an ex-nun, at that--was what we call a fire hazard. Deeply in the closet, but totally flaming.)
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