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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

OH NO!!! BOOBQUAKE!!!

Posted by Mars Needs Women (Member # 1505) on :

Maybe you can have too many boobs [Wink]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Ya know, I was just thinking that I should have renamed the thread as "BUST-ED!!!!"

Time for the horribly lame puns to begin. I've counted out at least 100 on the sites that I've seen this on.

Jen's blog is located here: http://www.blaghag.com .

[ April 23, 2010, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Saltah'na ]

Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :

Is that why the ground is always shaking at University Park Mall? Cause there's always ALOT of cleavage there...

Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :

just another reason why i wish god would just take a massive shit on the middle east...

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

One more indicator that a lack of education can lead to some very strange notions.

quote:
What provoked her was a comment from Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, who was quoted on April 16 as saying “Many women who do not dress modestly . . . lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes.”

Awesome. Makes as much sense as Pat Robertson, anyway.

Personally, I've never experienced an earthquake: if dressing immodestly causes earthquakes, what is making all the hurricanes I've been through?

I'll take the good with the bad, thank you. [Big Grin]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

http://www.thestar.com/living/article/800820--women-strut-their-stuff-for-boobquake?bn=1

Posted by bX (Member # 419) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
...if dressing immodestly causes earthquakes, what is making all the hurricanes I've been through?...

Florida, right? Elderly men in Speedos would be my guess.

Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :

well since Orlando is below the bible belt and i get to see ass with my beer at the T&A joints... i suppose it makes sence. maybe we should invite all the Iranians to move there (and just make sure they play nice, the cuban population in Miama cane come up and fuckered 'em up if they don't)...

dude. whut?

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Saltah'na:
http://www.thestar.com/living/article/800820--women-strut-their-stuff-for-boobquake?bn=1

That west coast Florida- here in Fort lauderdale, most of the beachers look "magazine hot" or are actually there to enjoy the beach and not just be seen.

Just going grocery shopping is a girl-watching experience par excellence.
Now I remember why I stay in this godforsaken state! [Big Grin]