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I think I have cracked the code to everything. Especially Dawson's Creek. What's up with that Charlie Conway kid, anyway? Just shut your mouth, grow hair, and start passing to Adam Banks, already! We all know he's the best natural goal-scorer on the team! And get rid of almost-Charlie Sheen as coach. Then the team will pick up. Maybe lose the mascot, too.
Fuck you damn Hawks. And Mr. Perry. I wonder why Jimmy Olsen wasn't assistant coach.
Hmm.
Without further delay, I humbly, and slightly (unbelievably) shamefully, present the second annual (And by second, I mean first, and by annual, I mean whenever I feel like it, dammit):
FLARE SCAVENGER HUTN HUNT 2002!
The rules are simple. Find an item, get the points. If you find a relevant URL, post it and get your points! Save up and send in for a free pillow. Or Man-Train, although that requires a lot of saving. And Homosexuality. Both of which I'm sure are in abundance here. Or maybe they're not.
So, what should GWB do about the axis-of-evil? Who's in that again?
Hmm.
LIST OF SCAVENGERY ITEMNESS
A Website dedicated to My Little Pony custom Toy Modifications (5 Pts)
A fan website of Al Gore from someone who likes him a little *too* much (3 Pts)
Do-It-Yourself Disco Clothing (5 Pts)
A Website about making fake women to compensate for a lack of real women (3 Pts)
An independent goth acapella band, with mp3 samples (7 Pts)
Fridge Magnets for Sale (3 Pts)
A site extolling the virtues of Hit-And-Runs (5 Pts)
A Man who has discovered SECRET ALIEN MATH! (3 Pts)
An image of Space Nerd Wil Wheaton and puppies (5 Pts)
Why electronic appliances are part of any given conspiracy (5 Pts)
An image of the Ultimate Warrior sans-Shoelaces on his arms (3 Pts)
A site about the collection of rocks (3 Pts)
A site about the collection of paper (5 Pts)
A site about the collection of gum wrappers (7 Pts)
A site about the collection of cardboard boxes (9 Pts)
A site about the collection of fruit, or fruit-based products (10 Pts)
A site about how to get professional therapy (0 Pts, Private Message me instead)
An image of a cross-dressed Dolph Lundgren (7 Pts)
A site about how Star Wars can't actually exist (5 Pts)
A site about how a character from any given Final Fantasy game or movie is sexually attractive (5 Pts)
An animal in a Star Trek uniform (7 Pts)
A picture of Tony Blair wearing a silly hat (5 Pts)
A picture of George Bush wearing a silly hat (5 Pts)
A picture of Yassir Arafat NOT wearing a silly hat (5 Pts)
A grown man who collects figurines (3 Pts)
A site about furries that attempts to explain, in pseudo-science why we are all actually panthers or some shit (3 Pts)
Rules: Uh, don't make nothing yourself. It's gotta be legit. So, go, then, I suppose. Or not. This is a terrible idea. I am retarded.
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Well, I'm not sure if we're suppoesd to wait and just post once, or post as we go, but digging around through the furry subculture has made me want to rinse out my eyes with bleach, so I'm going to take a break.
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
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No, no. Space Nerd Wil Wheaton AND A puppy.
Weebsite dedicated to My Little Pony custom Toy Modifications (5 Pts)Sol System A fan website of Al Gore from someone who likes him a little *too* much (3 Pts)Sol System Do-It-Yourself Disco Clothing (5 Pts) A Website about making fake women to compensate for a lack of real women (3 Pts)Sol System
(TSN tried to be the witty, with the double entry and the master wit, but Sol got it first, or better. Whichever.)
An independent goth acapella band, with mp3 samples (7 Pts) Fridge Magnets for Sale (3 Pts)TSN A site extolling the virtues of Hit-And-Runs (5 Pts) A Man who has discovered SECRET ALIEN MATH! (3 Pts) An image of Space Nerd Wil Wheaton and puppie(s) (5 Pts) Why electronic appliances are part of any given conspiracy (5 Pts) An image of the Ultimate Warrior sans-Shoelaces on his arms (3 Pts)359mph A site about the collection of rocks (3 Pts)TSN A site about the collection of paper (5 Pts)TSN A site about the collection of gum wrappers (7 Pts)TSN A site about the collection of cardboard boxes (9 Pts) A site about the collection of fruit, or fruit-based products (10 Pts)TSN A site about how to get professional therapy (0 Pts, Private Message me instead) An image of a cross-dressed Dolph Lundgren (7 Pts) A site about how Star Wars can't actually exist (5 Pts)TSN A site about how a character from any given Final Fantasy game or movie is sexually attractive (5 Pts)
(TSN only posted a picture. Not a dedicatory website, or somesuch)
An animal in a Star Trek uniform (7 Pts)Sol System A picture of Tony Blair wearing a silly hat (5 Pts)359mph A picture of George Bush wearing a silly hat (5 Pts)359mph A picture of Yassir Arafat NOT wearing a silly hat (5 Pts) A grown man who collects figurines (3 Pts) A site about furries that attempts to explain, in pseudo-science why we are all actually panthers or some shit (3 Pts)Sol System
This needs either to be harder, or have more items to search for, I think.
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