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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Here's the second installment of the Star Wars Capcom! This time we feature Episode 5...
I've got a bad feeling about this... ------------------ "I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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TSN
Member # 31
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Vader: "Bounty hunter! Come here..."Fett: "Dammit, my name is Fett! Boba friggin' Fett! In two movies, you guys only say my name in one scene, and even then, you wouldn't notice it if you weren't looking for it!" Vader: "Well, you do have a helmet that looks like a Romulan shuttle..." Fett: "Oh, shut up..." ------------------ "Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." -John Lennon, "Imagine"
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TSN
Member # 31
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Vader: "You will tell me my bum does not look big in this..."Fett: "You're bum doesn't look big in that." Vader: "Hehehe... Gotta love those Jedi mind tricks..." ------------------ "Imagine all the people, living life in peace..." -John Lennon, "Imagine"
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Fett: Hey, look... There's a plate of cookies over there!Vader: Mmm... Cookies! *Fett and Vader try to eat cookies* Vader: Hey, we can't eat these! We don't have mouths! Fett: Wait a minute... Where are we? Got Mouths?
------------------ Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction. Herbert: Bless you, my child. Kay: The world needs more people like you. -Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
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The First One
Member # 35
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Henchman: "Uh. . . Dr. Evil, you have it all wrong. You're supposed to cryogenically freeze yourself, not your son."------------------ "I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Vader: Boba Fett, I'm your father! Boba Fett: Oh S***.------------------ WHO ARE YOU
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Boba Fett: Is it me, or is it hot in here?Vader: I'm not sure. The Emperor told me that we're supposed to wait here for his Barbeque....... ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation [This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 07, 1999).]
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Bob: "Me? I got picked-on as a kid. Why did *you* turn to evil?"DV: "I was a famous racer, but my girlfriend made me give it up." Bob: "Women, they just gotta change you." DV: "You said it, buddy. Cor, these helmets don't make your head half itch."
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Boba Fett: "Ani?" Vader: "I can't hear you. La-la-la, not listening."
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The First One
Member # 35
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Vader: "No."Fett: "But I thought it would make a nice touch!" Vader: "I repeat, you are NOT going to play those bagpipes as Solo is lowered into the vat. It is SO Montgomery Scott." ------------------ "I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"
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Michael Dracon
Member # 4
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Vader: 'I had a very spicey dinner last night.'Boba: 'Ah, that explains it!' ------------------ "Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!" - Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer [This message has been edited by Altair (edited July 06, 1999).]
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Jay the Obscure
Member # 19
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Boba Fett: I said dance pilgrim!!Vader: *thinking* Apparently he is not aware that I am marshal of this here town. ------------------ For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius! [This message has been edited by Jay (edited July 06, 1999).]
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Fett: Would you mind stop that wheezing?! Get a tissue!------------------ "I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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Jedi Weyoun
Member # 110
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Vader: *glances down* *looks back up* You just watch where you aim that thing, mister.------------------ "Fear attracts the fearful" ([[[[[[*]}�������������������������
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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Fett: *whispering* Your place or mine?Vader: Not tonight. I'm not in the mood. ------------------ "Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned What it is to be in love and have that love returned" [This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited July 07, 1999).]
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Vadar:All right Fett, you take Solo to Jaba and collect the reward, then I'll sell you a Dark Helmet, and some cool robes like mine.------------------ WHO ARE YOU
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Kosh
Member # 167
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(In two part harmony) "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK...------------------ WHO ARE YOU
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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*ROFLMAOSBTMFTII*OH. MY. GOD. ------------------ "Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned What it is to be in love and have that love returned"
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Fett: Actually, this armor does nothing for my girlish figure...Vader: *slowly backs away from Fett* ------------------ "I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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Antagonist
Member # 76
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Vader: *slides down wire and lands with an amazing frontal flip*Fett: "Oh no, not BatVader!! *pulls out ClownGun* Die, rodent!" Vader: "Joker Jett, your villanous deeds shall not go on unpunished!" Joker Fett: *shoots Bat Vader* Bat Vader: *easily side steps flying bullets and begins pummeling Fett with hand blows* [scene is filled with little comic bubbles displaying the words "POW" and "BAM!" and an occaisional "WHAM!"] ------------------ When I see an elephant fly...I'll shoot the mother down. [This message has been edited by Antagonist (edited July 10, 1999).]
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Elim Garak
Member # 14
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Vader: "Chin up, Boba Fett. Your spoonsabre needs some polishing. You should really be ready for when the Wookie Queen pays a visit every year."------------------ Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Congratulations! Xentrick, our local Capcom champion, gets first place for the "Why-I-turned-evil" one. Second place goes to The First One for the bagpipes one...I woulda thought the same thing!Honorable mention goes to TSN, for finally making the bum joke actually funny... ------------------ "I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Wow!! Thanks
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