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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TSN: [QB] *without reading any other responses* <blockquote>"1. If you had a box of Strike Anywhere matches, what would you Strike them against?"</blockquote> Water. It'll be the biggest false-advertising lawsuit since [i]The Neverending Story[/i]. <blockquote>"2. Why the hell does the post office never READ the 'This End Up' sign on boxes?"</blockquote> They can't figure out why it says "dn pu3 s!4⊥". <blockquote>"3. My old female friend invited me over for dinner. What do you think the 3rd course should be?"</blockquote> Nothing too strenuous, or you'll get worn out too early... <blockquote>"4. Am I starting to look old?"</blockquote> Starting? <blockquote>"5. Why is it best to use frozen fish sticks in museum quality art?"</blockquote> Some people just don't get art. If you don't already know, I'm really not sure I can explain it to you. <blockquote>"6. Why does Squaresoft think we don't notice that their main female character has looked the same since Final Fantasy 7?"</blockquote> Well, at least someone's not starting to look old. <blockquote>"7. I need a 'Bond Girl' name. Why don't you come up with one for me?</blockquote> Iliketo Getfuckedawholelot <blockquote>"8. At which point is it okay to use sharp pointy sticks against defenseless but scary well-built women?"</blockquote> In the throat, just above where the collarbones come together. <blockquote>"9. WASSUUUPPPP?"</blockquote> *looks down* Not me, I'm afraid. <blockquote>"10. If you were to make number 9 less lame, what would you ask?"</blockquote> Who are you, and just what the hell do you think you're going to do w/ that speculum? [/QB][/QUOTE]
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