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Jeff Raven
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Ok, lets get this thing fired up! Here it is, my first Guestcom!I hope you enjoy the show... ![](http://home.earthlink.net/~sabatoj/sas1.jpg)
These come from Saba's sight, so just click on the pic to see more. ------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Tahna Los
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Kira: Sisko, please, we REALLY don't want to see that........------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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TSN
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Kira: "That's the new Dax?"Jake: "Yup." Bashir: "Her bum seems a bit bigger..." ------------------ "You're a looney." -Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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The Excalibur
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Cast photo of the DS9 cast after the finale.------------------ Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse
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PsyLiam
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'Look at the size of that thing!'------------------ 'Not the sponge, not the sponge!' -Marty Crane
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Jay
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Captain Sisko directs the "DS9 Players" on the first day of their spring musical review "Phantom of the Wormhole."Quark: So, I am supposed to stand over here, right? Bashir: *whispering to Kira* I can't believe that bastard cut half my lines. Worf: I was told this was going to be a Klingon Opera. I will NOT do musical comedy. Jake: *whispering to Odo* At least my dad thinks I can act. Sisko: *offstage* Shut up people and get in line already! ------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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AndrewR
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Quark: I didn't know Morm was THAT flexible...------------------ With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
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Krenim
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Odo: See! I knew that Weyoun would win that pie-eating contest!------------------ Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes... -Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
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Antagonist
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Quark: "Wow, look at that!" *points* Odo: "You can't shapeshift a pair of those!" Jake: "Those can't be real..." Kira: "They're real alright." Bashir: "Look at them, they're so perfectly round!" O'Brian: "And thier huge! What do you think, Worf?" Worf: "Agreed, I've never seen a pair of matching Gaugh china plates so skillfully replicated." ------------------ "Truth is cheap, information costs."
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The Excalibur
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Jake: One of these day, Nerys will be mine.------------------ Dramatis Personae
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Jeff Raven
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Forum onlookers gasp as TOC's Interrrogation turns to a new level of pain.------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Sol System
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Jake: "...and then he just flipped out."Captain Sisko: "Nacho, nacho man! I want my nacho man. Yeah yeah..." Bashir: "Poor Morn." Odo: "That's a fascinating shape, though." Quark: "I'm never going to be able to get my liquor license renewed..." ------------------ "I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true." -- They Might Be Giants
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Xentrick
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Everyone: "Ezri...and MORN?"Quark: "This isn't hapening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening..."
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Orion Syndicate
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*The song 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer starts in the background*Everyone watches as Captain Sisko, Morn, Ezri, Rom and Kai Winn arrive and start doing their version of the Full Monty. ------------------ "If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them"
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AndrewR
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KIRA: How DARE those Romulans start their own Promenade conga line...WORF: Romulans have NO HONOUR! ------------------ With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
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Elim Garak
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Quark: "Is that her?"Kira: "The new Dax?" Jake: "Yup." Worf: "It cannot be." Odo: "You've got that right. She sure had a lot worse hair in the publicity photos." ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
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Elim Garak
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Odo: "Are you certain?"Jake: "Uh-huh. She's Dax, alright. Ezri Dax." Miles: *scrunches face* "Well she sure seems a lot quieter than the last one..." Jake: *chuckles* "You haven't seen the half of it!" ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
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Tahna Los
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Sisko *singing*: Oh where, oh where have the Prophets gone, oh where, oh where can they be...........Quark: This is just plain awful. Odo: This is horrible. Jake: This is embarassing. Bashir: This is insane. Worf: This is a great dishonour. O'Brien: Someone put him out of his misery. Kira: Kira to Ops, lock on to Captain Sisko, and beam him into one of the Torpedo tubes...... fire when ready........ ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Xentrick
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Quark: "I knew you hoo-mons threw them, I didn't know you ate them."Odo: "They don't. His favorite baseball, too.How ironic." Jake: "Dad, does this mean there won't be a re-match?" Kira: "I've never known a Vulcan to be such an incredibly poor sport. Good aim, though." Bashir: "I'd better get Medical ready. This could take awhile." O'brien: "I'll organize a search party to find the rest of his teeth." Worf: "He will have a warrior's smile." Sisko: "mmphh mphhmhpp."
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The Excalibur
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The bar clears after Morn starts eating beans.------------------ Dramatis Personae
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The First One
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The DS9 crew gather outside the holosuite for a group acventure, a holonovel based on The Magnificent Seven.Quark: "I have a suspicion I'm playing the Yul Brynner character only because I'm bald." Kira: "Oh yeah? And you think it's fair that because I'm a girl I play the one whose name nobody can ever remember?" Odo: *whispers* "Brad Dexter!" Kira: "Whatever."
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Jeff Raven
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Finally done...Antogonist takes this one, for gaugh china plates...very funny... Runners up are Tahna Los for Sisko' singing, and Orion Syndicate for the Full Monty. Those would be scary! ------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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