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Jeff Raven
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Lets get this baby fired up. I am going to do this in the order of the movies, starting off with Episode 4; this way, by the time I do Episode 1, most of y'all will have seen it, and I can prevent spoilers(thanks for the advice, old dog).These pics come from many places, but for now reside on my site until I can make links for them. First up, a toast... ------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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Warped1701
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Han *points his blaster*: Hey, Greedo. Didn't you see the sign outside? No smoking!!------------------ "Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us" -Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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Warped1701
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Han: Is that a satellite dish on top of your head, or are you just happy to see me?------------------ "Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us" -Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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Jay
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*movie capcom mode on*Han: Excuse me while I whip this out. *end movie capcom mode* ------------------ That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! ~Homer Simpson
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The Shadow
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Han: "Hey, did you fire first?" Greedo: "I...don't...know..."------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ "Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank." - TMBG
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Jedi Weyoun
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Han: Hey Greedo...c'mere...a little closer...closer...great. okay, now bend your head down to the fire there...that's right....i wanna roast some marshmallows on your head.------------------ "Fear attracts the fearful" ([[[[[[*]}�������������������������
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Sol System
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Han: "Greedo, you really need to cut back on those cigars."------------------ "According to myth, the earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in six minutes." -- Dr. Leonard H. McCoy
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The First One
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Han: "Ooh, yeah, giant seahorses with guns. . . that's the stuff. . ."
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Saiyanman Benjita
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Han: Mmm, tastes like chicken.------------------ The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.
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AndrewR
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Han lets one rip, nearly suffocating the poor Rodian nearby------------------ "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
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Jubilee McGann
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Han: *to the bartender* HEY! I orderd this RAW, not WELL DONE! Now take this one back and send me another, before I have to shoot you with this nifty blaster thing.------------------ If I follow you home, will you keep me?
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Xentrick
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Greedo: "Hlo ba tota gaduusko. Padanna lo cha." {Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About, your mother?}Solo: "My mother? I'll tell you about my mother." BLAM! [This message was edited by Xentrick on June 15, 1999.]
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Jeff Raven
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Han: I said I'm not interested in your scented candles!------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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TSN
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Han: "And this is for saying my bum looks big in this!"------------------ "Silence, you contemptible shrew!" -Stewie, The Family Guy
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Xentrick
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Han: "Oops."[This message was edited by Xentrick on June 18, 1999.]
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Xentrick
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Han: "I know what you're thinking..."Greedo: "Go ahead, make my day." Han: "Do you feel lucky?" Greedo: "You talkin' to me?" Han: "See you in hell." Greedo: "Say goodnight." Han: "You're fired." Greedo: "Any last words?" Han: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied." Greedo: "I know you are, but what am I?" Han: "So's your mother." etcetera
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Jeff Raven
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WHEW! The winner here is Xentrick, for, well, all of them. Congrats, wow. Second place goes to Warped1701 for the first one. Honorable mention goes to TSN...that bum joke is like the energizer bunny...------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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Xentrick
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Tosses the bartender a coin. "Sorry about the mess."
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