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Jeff Raven
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Ok, lets get this thing fired up! Here it is, my first Guestcom!I hope you enjoy the show...
These come from Saba's sight, so just click on the pic to see more. ------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Tahna Los
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Kira: Sisko, please, we REALLY don't want to see that........------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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TSN
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Kira: "That's the new Dax?"Jake: "Yup." Bashir: "Her bum seems a bit bigger..." ------------------ "You're a looney." -Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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The Excalibur
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Cast photo of the DS9 cast after the finale.------------------ Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse
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PsyLiam
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'Look at the size of that thing!'------------------ 'Not the sponge, not the sponge!' -Marty Crane
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Jay
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Captain Sisko directs the "DS9 Players" on the first day of their spring musical review "Phantom of the Wormhole."Quark: So, I am supposed to stand over here, right? Bashir: *whispering to Kira* I can't believe that bastard cut half my lines. Worf: I was told this was going to be a Klingon Opera. I will NOT do musical comedy. Jake: *whispering to Odo* At least my dad thinks I can act. Sisko: *offstage* Shut up people and get in line already! ------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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AndrewR
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Quark: I didn't know Morm was THAT flexible...------------------ With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
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Krenim
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Odo: See! I knew that Weyoun would win that pie-eating contest!------------------ Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes... -Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
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Antagonist
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Quark: "Wow, look at that!" *points* Odo: "You can't shapeshift a pair of those!" Jake: "Those can't be real..." Kira: "They're real alright." Bashir: "Look at them, they're so perfectly round!" O'Brian: "And thier huge! What do you think, Worf?" Worf: "Agreed, I've never seen a pair of matching Gaugh china plates so skillfully replicated." ------------------ "Truth is cheap, information costs."
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The Excalibur
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Jake: One of these day, Nerys will be mine.------------------ Dramatis Personae
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Jeff Raven
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Forum onlookers gasp as TOC's Interrrogation turns to a new level of pain.------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Sol System
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Jake: "...and then he just flipped out."Captain Sisko: "Nacho, nacho man! I want my nacho man. Yeah yeah..." Bashir: "Poor Morn." Odo: "That's a fascinating shape, though." Quark: "I'm never going to be able to get my liquor license renewed..." ------------------ "I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true." -- They Might Be Giants
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Xentrick
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Everyone: "Ezri...and MORN?"Quark: "This isn't hapening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening..."
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Orion Syndicate
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*The song 'Hot Stuff' by Donna Summer starts in the background*Everyone watches as Captain Sisko, Morn, Ezri, Rom and Kai Winn arrive and start doing their version of the Full Monty. ------------------ "If it should become necessary to fight, could you arrange to find me some rocks to throw at them"
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AndrewR
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KIRA: How DARE those Romulans start their own Promenade conga line...WORF: Romulans have NO HONOUR! ------------------ With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
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Elim Garak
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Quark: "Is that her?"Kira: "The new Dax?" Jake: "Yup." Worf: "It cannot be." Odo: "You've got that right. She sure had a lot worse hair in the publicity photos." ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
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Elim Garak
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Odo: "Are you certain?"Jake: "Uh-huh. She's Dax, alright. Ezri Dax." Miles: *scrunches face* "Well she sure seems a lot quieter than the last one..." Jake: *chuckles* "You haven't seen the half of it!" ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
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Tahna Los
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Sisko *singing*: Oh where, oh where have the Prophets gone, oh where, oh where can they be...........Quark: This is just plain awful. Odo: This is horrible. Jake: This is embarassing. Bashir: This is insane. Worf: This is a great dishonour. O'Brien: Someone put him out of his misery. Kira: Kira to Ops, lock on to Captain Sisko, and beam him into one of the Torpedo tubes...... fire when ready........ ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Xentrick
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Quark: "I knew you hoo-mons threw them, I didn't know you ate them."Odo: "They don't. His favorite baseball, too.How ironic." Jake: "Dad, does this mean there won't be a re-match?" Kira: "I've never known a Vulcan to be such an incredibly poor sport. Good aim, though." Bashir: "I'd better get Medical ready. This could take awhile." O'brien: "I'll organize a search party to find the rest of his teeth." Worf: "He will have a warrior's smile." Sisko: "mmphh mphhmhpp."
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The Excalibur
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The bar clears after Morn starts eating beans.------------------ Dramatis Personae
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The First One
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The DS9 crew gather outside the holosuite for a group acventure, a holonovel based on The Magnificent Seven.Quark: "I have a suspicion I'm playing the Yul Brynner character only because I'm bald." Kira: "Oh yeah? And you think it's fair that because I'm a girl I play the one whose name nobody can ever remember?" Odo: *whispers* "Brad Dexter!" Kira: "Whatever."
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Jeff Raven
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Finally done...Antogonist takes this one, for gaugh china plates...very funny... Runners up are Tahna Los for Sisko' singing, and Orion Syndicate for the Full Monty. Those would be scary! ------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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